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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4225 on: May 27, 2013, 12:45:28 AM »
Here come the Cardinals, a first place team with a 32-17 record. Our Royals are 21-26. Give me a realistic reason for hope.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4226 on: May 27, 2013, 08:58:39 AM »
Here come the Cardinals, a first place team with a 32-17 record. Our Royals are 21-26. Give me a realistic reason for hope.

Gunna get swept, the K will be full of Red and cardinals fans and in the 4 games we will score less tha. 10 runs.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4227 on: May 27, 2013, 09:28:57 AM »
At this rate, the royals should have no problem finishing in last place.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4228 on: May 27, 2013, 12:53:16 PM »
The Royals need to fire every scout in the organization and hire scouts from Baltimore and St. Louis for double their current salary. 

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4229 on: May 27, 2013, 02:18:53 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4230 on: May 27, 2013, 02:39:59 PM »
Is Salvy hurt or something? Kottaras got the start again today.

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Re: Re: The Royals
« Reply #4231 on: May 27, 2013, 02:45:10 PM »
Is Salvy hurt or something? Kottaras got the start again today.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4232 on: May 27, 2013, 03:02:40 PM »
Well this game is over. The Royals aren't capable of scoring 5 runs.

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Re: Re: The Royals
« Reply #4233 on: May 27, 2013, 04:11:47 PM »
Well this game is over. The Royals aren't capable of scoring 5 runs.

Sad, but likely true.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4234 on: May 27, 2013, 04:25:30 PM »
I swear to Frank White I am going to punch every single Cardinals fan I see in the K next time I go.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4235 on: May 27, 2013, 04:55:38 PM »
i can't stop watching this disaster of a team.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4236 on: May 27, 2013, 04:57:42 PM »
I swear to Frank White I am going to punch every single Cardinals fan I see in the K next time I go.


I will help you with that bro. So thats like 8-10000 punches for each of us?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4237 on: May 27, 2013, 05:52:38 PM »
I swear to Frank White I am going to punch every single Cardinals fan I see in the K next time I go.


I will help you with that bro. So thats like 8-10000 punches for each of us?

Better have em line up at a designated spot. You know, to save a little time and streamline the face punching.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4238 on: May 27, 2013, 05:58:12 PM »
3 runs on 13 hits is pretty pathetic.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4239 on: May 27, 2013, 06:22:48 PM »
#Cuban4Royals

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4240 on: May 27, 2013, 06:46:17 PM »
I swear to Frank White I am going to punch every single Cardinals fan I see in the K next time I go.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4241 on: May 27, 2013, 07:11:34 PM »
my god, these rough ridin' royals.   :curse:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4242 on: May 27, 2013, 07:22:42 PM »
They aren't even an exciting team to watch. They are just boring losers.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4243 on: May 27, 2013, 10:10:20 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4244 on: May 27, 2013, 10:33:14 PM »
“This sucks,” Billy Butler says. “It sucks. The only thing I do know: this sucks.”

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4245 on: May 27, 2013, 10:37:51 PM »
“This sucks,” Billy Butler says. “It sucks. The only thing I do know: this sucks.”

Billy cuts right to the chase.  :thumbs:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4246 on: May 27, 2013, 11:20:21 PM »
“This sucks,” Billy Butler says. “It sucks. The only thing I do know: this sucks.”

Billy cuts right to the chase.  :thumbs:

He just needed to add a few "darn its" and it would have been the perfect loser meltdown.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4247 on: May 28, 2013, 08:06:36 AM »
I'm gonna become a fan of a different, better team so I can rub it in the loser Royals faces the next time I see them in public.

See my 2nd Faves post.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4248 on: May 28, 2013, 08:07:54 AM »
#Cuban4Royals

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #4249 on: May 28, 2013, 08:38:46 AM »
#BID