"Hey Hun, I'm getting ready to head out to the K. Have you seen my Jordy Nelson jersey? I thought I left it right here by my powercat cheek tattoo but now I can't find it. Oh and can you pull the K-State car magnets off the washer and dryer and put them by the front door? I want the Subaru to look extra good when I pick up Cletus and Barney before the game. And also while I'm thinking of it can you grab my mini K-State basketball and put it in my softsided K-State cooler with the snacks? Last year I saw Will Spradling in line for the putt putt course out in left field and had nothing for him to sign. I'm not letting that opportunity slip away again. Huh? No not that one, put the purple sharpie in there with it. Thanks hun!"