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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33675 on: April 22, 2015, 12:20:19 PM »
let's just say a certain stevesie is now best buds with a certain paulo.

and cartier drank a lot of michelob ultra..

yeah that sucked. So we went to Gate's, and another bro of mine was all "hey pick me up a sandwich and we'll eat in the lots together with a beer". So we do. And he doesn't pay me for it. We get in the game and he texts "hey sorry I didn't pay for the sandwich, I'll buy you a beer and bring it to you" and he does. And its a michelob ultra.  :facepalm:

Then me, Stevesie, _FAN, and J-Dub make a bet on the game, and the 2 losers have to buy the winners a beer. Me and _FAN won. They bought him a Single Wide IPA and bought me a michelob ultra.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33676 on: April 22, 2015, 12:23:36 PM »
That explains two. The other three you drank were totally your choice.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33677 on: April 22, 2015, 12:24:46 PM »
let's just say a certain stevesie is now best buds with a certain paulo.

and cartier drank a lot of michelob ultra..

yeah that sucked. So we went to Gate's, and another bro of mine was all "hey pick me up a sandwich and we'll eat in the lots together with a beer". So we do. And he doesn't pay me for it. We get in the game and he texts "hey sorry I didn't pay for the sandwich, I'll buy you a beer and bring it to you" and he does. And its a michelob ultra.  :facepalm:

Then me, Stevesie, _FAN, and J-Dub make a bet on the game, and the 2 losers have to buy the winners a beer. Me and _FAN won. They bought him a Single Wide IPA and bought me a michelob ultra.

that's a very funny story  :thumbs:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33678 on: April 22, 2015, 12:26:50 PM »
That explains two. The other three you drank were totally your choice.

once you get a taste for one of those bad boys i tell ya...

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33679 on: April 22, 2015, 12:40:54 PM »
duffy is the new shields.
a rubber arm completely dependent upon control at the corners

what do you guys think about this "clams mlb comparo" ?
low 90's fastball that doesn't overpower
a control guy
grinds through innings
kinda look alike

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33680 on: April 22, 2015, 12:43:43 PM »
duffy is the new shields.
a rubber arm completely dependent upon control at the corners

what do you guys think about this "clams mlb comparo" ?
low 90's fastball that doesn't overpower
a control guy
grinds through innings
kinda look alike

 :thumbs:

on opposite day

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33681 on: April 22, 2015, 12:51:44 PM »
no shame in drinking michelob ultra.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33682 on: April 22, 2015, 12:53:30 PM »
duffy is the new shields.
a rubber arm completely dependent upon control at the corners

what do you guys think about this "clams mlb comparo" ?
low 90's fastball that doesn't overpower
a control guy
grinds through innings
kinda look alike

 :thumbs:

on opposite day



sorry but they're pretty much the same guy


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33683 on: April 22, 2015, 01:10:01 PM »
i just got up from my desk and walked over to get a cup of water and was thinking about how much more i know about baseball than everyone here combined.
it was hilarious.  a lot of lower division stuff going on in this thread.


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« Reply #33684 on: April 22, 2015, 01:18:44 PM »
let's just say a certain stevesie is now best buds with a certain paulo.

and cartier drank a lot of michelob ultra..

yeah that sucked. So we went to Gate's, and another bro of mine was all "hey pick me up a sandwich and we'll eat in the lots together with a beer". So we do. And he doesn't pay me for it. We get in the game and he texts "hey sorry I didn't pay for the sandwich, I'll buy you a beer and bring it to you" and he does. And its a michelob ultra.  :facepalm:

Then me, Stevesie, _FAN, and J-Dub make a bet on the game, and the 2 losers have to buy the winners a beer. Me and _FAN won. They bought him a Single Wide IPA and bought me a michelob ultra.

 :lol:

btw which Gates did you go to?

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« Reply #33685 on: April 22, 2015, 01:27:29 PM »
let's just say a certain stevesie is now best buds with a certain paulo.

and cartier drank a lot of michelob ultra..

yeah that sucked. So we went to Gate's, and another bro of mine was all "hey pick me up a sandwich and we'll eat in the lots together with a beer". So we do. And he doesn't pay me for it. We get in the game and he texts "hey sorry I didn't pay for the sandwich, I'll buy you a beer and bring it to you" and he does. And its a michelob ultra.  :facepalm:

Then me, Stevesie, _FAN, and J-Dub make a bet on the game, and the 2 losers have to buy the winners a beer. Me and _FAN won. They bought him a Single Wide IPA and bought me a michelob ultra.

 :lol:

btw which Gates did you go to?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33686 on: April 22, 2015, 01:29:10 PM »
i just got up from my desk and walked over to get a cup of water and was thinking about how much more i know about baseball than everyone here combined.
it was hilarious.  a lot of lower division stuff going on in this thread.

we all just look up to you, not for baseball knowledge tho

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« Reply #33687 on: April 22, 2015, 01:35:16 PM »
Saw the pic of you guys on Facebook. You all looked like total studs. I've never told him before, but I really like @Stevesies glasses.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33688 on: April 22, 2015, 02:33:50 PM »
let's just say a certain stevesie is now best buds with a certain paulo.

and cartier drank a lot of michelob ultra..

yeah that sucked. So we went to Gate's, and another bro of mine was all "hey pick me up a sandwich and we'll eat in the lots together with a beer". So we do. And he doesn't pay me for it. We get in the game and he texts "hey sorry I didn't pay for the sandwich, I'll buy you a beer and bring it to you" and he does. And its a michelob ultra.  :facepalm:

Then me, Stevesie, _FAN, and J-Dub make a bet on the game, and the 2 losers have to buy the winners a beer. Me and _FAN won. They bought him a Single Wide IPA and bought me a michelob ultra.

 :lol:

btw which Gates did you go to?

Emmanuel Cleaver Blvd.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #33689 on: April 22, 2015, 03:00:43 PM »
sorry if this has alreay been discussed and i missed it, but re: bark in the park, where does all the dog poop go?

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« Reply #33690 on: April 22, 2015, 03:17:49 PM »
sorry if this has alreay been discussed and i missed it, but re: bark in the park, where does all the dog poop go?

They put it all into a big box and mailed it to Brett Lawrie.

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« Reply #33691 on: April 22, 2015, 03:49:38 PM »
i think they are using the dog poop to smear all over the visiting locker room to improve the sewage smell leftover from last weekend

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« Reply #33692 on: April 22, 2015, 04:02:20 PM »
like, i enjoy LOL'ing at BITB when he is trolling royals fans about all this stuff, but one thing i am IRL furious about is him trashing Rex, consistently, since Rex was hired. The ratings have been the best ever, each year, since he has been on the air, and not all of that is due to the Royals winning. He started in 2012 (Royals were 72-90 that year), and at the end of 2012, 2013, and obviously 2014, FSKC has announced that the ratings records were shattered. Maybe KK should shut the eff up about the TV crew? idk. it really pisses me off you guys.

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« Reply #33693 on: April 22, 2015, 04:03:55 PM »
like, i enjoy LOL'ing at BITB when he is trolling royals fans about all this stuff, but one thing i am IRL furious about is him trashing Rex, consistently, since Rex was hired. The ratings have been the best ever, each year, since he has been on the air, and not all of that is due to the Royals winning. He started in 2012 (Royals were 72-90 that year), and at the end of 2012, 2013, and obviously 2014, FSKC has announced that the ratings records were shattered. Maybe KK should shut the eff up about the TV crew? idk. it really pisses me off you guys.

i like rex, but i think it is all because of the winning.

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« Reply #33694 on: April 22, 2015, 04:04:37 PM »
I hear you mocat.  I mush faces when people bash Rex in front of me.  I had to do it to a coworker recently and I think I might have changed his perception after a solid mushing. 
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« Reply #33695 on: April 22, 2015, 04:05:35 PM »
Also, BITB hates Rex because he replaced Frank White.  I don't dislike Frank White, but he was boring compared to Sexy Rexy.
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« Reply #33696 on: April 22, 2015, 04:05:52 PM »
It's been said before, but once they lost the rights to the radio broadcast, he started trashing the Royals the next day. They don't like him, so he runs with it now. It's really rough ridin' stupid and he's super butthurt and you can hear it through his voice. I mean the fact that he still brings up "the incident" with Hosmer & company at a 810 restaurant in the casino is beyond baffling. BITB is hitting ole yeller territory at this pace.

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« Reply #33697 on: April 22, 2015, 04:07:22 PM »
so why doesn't KK ever trash Ryan?

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« Reply #33698 on: April 22, 2015, 04:09:26 PM »
It's been said before, but once they lost the rights to the radio broadcast, he started trashing the Royals the next day. They don't like him, so he runs with it now. It's really rough ridin' stupid and he's super butthurt and you can hear it through his voice. I mean the fact that he still brings up "the incident" with Hosmer & company at a 810 restaurant in the casino is beyond baffling. BITB is hitting ole yeller territory at this pace.

when was the radio rights thing settled? and also who broadcast royals games before the last deal was made?

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« Reply #33699 on: April 22, 2015, 04:09:52 PM »
so why doesn't KK ever trash Ryan?
Cause he comes on the program and Ryan calls his mom on her birthday.  :rolleyes: