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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13300 on: June 30, 2014, 10:44:51 AM »
Billy needs to take HGH.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13301 on: June 30, 2014, 10:46:26 AM »
Billy needs to take HGH.

They should just put it in his BBQ sauce and make the whole team eat it after every loss.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13302 on: June 30, 2014, 10:47:47 AM »
the players that basically hit a home run or strike out every at bat are my favorite players (assuming it isn't, like, 100% strike outs. there have to be a good amount of home runs. more than 36 in a season)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13303 on: June 30, 2014, 10:49:11 AM »
Billy needs to take HGH.

They should just put it in his BBQ sauce and make the whole team eat it after every loss.

If it worked that way, I would be working as a chef at the KSU Qatz training table.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13304 on: June 30, 2014, 11:03:55 AM »
He should crush up some dianabol and put it in his oatmeal after his AM workouts.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13305 on: June 30, 2014, 11:15:08 AM »
the players that basically hit a home run or strike out every at bat are my favorite players (assuming it isn't, like, 100% strike outs. there have to be a good amount of home runs. more than 36 in a season)

Steve Balboni was this big time.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13306 on: June 30, 2014, 11:18:26 AM »
the players that basically hit a home run or strike out every at bat are my favorite players (assuming it isn't, like, 100% strike outs. there have to be a good amount of home runs. more than 36 in a season)

steve dave have you ever heard of David Ortiz?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13307 on: June 30, 2014, 11:19:54 AM »
Matt Stairs was the ultimate

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13308 on: June 30, 2014, 11:19:58 AM »
IMO

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13309 on: June 30, 2014, 11:25:39 AM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13310 on: June 30, 2014, 11:30:42 AM »
Do you think Billy knows the difference between a blood draw and an injection? This is kind of important to the secret project I am developing. Codename: "Mighty Morphin' Power Hitter"
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13311 on: June 30, 2014, 11:37:52 AM »
Pretty sure SD's favorite player OAT should be Adam Dunn
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13312 on: June 30, 2014, 11:39:13 AM »
Pretty sure SD's favorite player OAT should be Adam Dunn

No. SD has clearly stated White Sox players are garbage trash. So an Adam Dunn type but not him because he plays for White Sox garbage trash.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13313 on: June 30, 2014, 11:40:18 AM »
Pretty sure SD's favorite player OAT should be Adam Dunn

No. SD has clearly stated White Sox players are garbage trash. So an Adam Dunn type but not him because he plays for White Sox garbage trash.
Ah, yes, the white Sox are garbage trash. Maybe vintage Reds Adam Dunn?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13314 on: June 30, 2014, 11:42:43 AM »
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/deerro01.shtml

SD remember Rob Deer? Never quite made it to 36 HRs but man those strikeouts....   :love:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13315 on: June 30, 2014, 11:44:37 AM »
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/rodrihe02.shtml

Henry Rodriguez in 1996: 36 HRs, 160 Strikeouts (led league)

Man I bet SD tuned in to WGN to watch him all the time

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13316 on: June 30, 2014, 11:47:47 AM »
mike jacobs
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13317 on: June 30, 2014, 11:48:54 AM »
from 2004-2006 David Ortiz had 142 home runs and 374 strikeouts in 460 games. i mean you were guaranteed at least 1 HR and/or SO in every single game  :love:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13318 on: June 30, 2014, 11:52:51 AM »
Sorry i called him roidy mocat i just am dumbfounded with his numbers from last season considering his age.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13319 on: June 30, 2014, 11:53:53 AM »
Sorry i called him roidy mocat i just am dumbfounded with his numbers from last season considering his age.

yeah it's ok, haterz gon hate is what big papi always says

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13320 on: June 30, 2014, 11:56:44 AM »
even crazier: in 2006, 2007, and 2012, Papi had more walks than strikeouts (and he struck out a lot). that is really hard to do, even if people are pitching around you. he's also had 4 seasons with over a 1.0 OPS

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13321 on: June 30, 2014, 12:26:18 PM »
the players that basically hit a home run or strike out every at bat are my favorite players (assuming it isn't, like, 100% strike outs. there have to be a good amount of home runs. more than 36 in a season)

Steve Balboni was this big time.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13322 on: June 30, 2014, 12:29:26 PM »
Bo Jackson certainly fit the Steve Dave criteria.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13323 on: June 30, 2014, 12:31:11 PM »
Bo Jackson certainly fit the Steve Dave criteria.
yep and then he would do this..



and it was so bad ass nobody cared that he just made an out

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13324 on: June 30, 2014, 12:39:03 PM »
Raul Ibanez and Christian Colon, come on down