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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12350 on: June 18, 2014, 11:55:08 PM »
honestly if you saw a 4 walking down the street, subconsciously at least you wouldnt say to yourself, "omg, kind of crooked" ?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12351 on: June 18, 2014, 11:56:03 PM »
honestly if you saw a 4 walking down the street, subconsciously at least you wouldnt say to yourself, "omg, kind of crooked" ?

Let's just leave it at this:  We'll both hope we see some more KC crooked numbers tomorrow, eh mocat?   :)
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12352 on: June 19, 2014, 12:30:32 AM »
honestly if you saw a 4 walking down the street, subconsciously at least you wouldnt say to yourself, "omg, kind of crooked" ?

Sometimes 4 looks like this:



as uncrooked as it gets

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12353 on: June 19, 2014, 12:35:18 AM »
if there was a "things about baseball that suck" thread, I'd move the crooked number phrase into it.  seems kinda try-hard to be quaint and old timey

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12354 on: June 19, 2014, 12:36:05 AM »
I'm basically uncapped tho

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12355 on: June 19, 2014, 12:37:20 AM »
if there was a "things about baseball that suck" thread, I'd move the crooked number phrase into it.  seems kinda try-hard to be quaint and old timey

that thread would have like 2 posts bro

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12356 on: June 19, 2014, 12:38:32 AM »
did I get one of them :)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12357 on: June 19, 2014, 02:51:33 AM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12358 on: June 19, 2014, 05:10:26 AM »
:adios:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12359 on: June 19, 2014, 08:29:36 AM »
chen had a nice game in omaha. maybe he's going to be ok?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12360 on: June 19, 2014, 08:48:16 AM »
chen had a nice game in omaha. maybe he's going to be ok?

i hope so steve dave. i hope so.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12361 on: June 19, 2014, 08:49:21 AM »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12362 on: June 19, 2014, 09:11:04 AM »
"Maybe we should move him back to 3rd base" -Idiots, last year.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2014_06_18_kcamlb_detmlb_1&mode=video&content_id=33827801&tcid=vpp_copy_33827801

yeah, i flipped my crap on those individuals.

i did too. it was sort of a who's who of knowledgeable baseball fans

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12363 on: June 19, 2014, 09:12:26 AM »
Everyone ready for like, a thousand "we go to eleven" posts on FB, twitter, and message boards?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12364 on: June 19, 2014, 09:12:28 AM »
i pledge to #beroyal and not ask so many stupid questions today

go blue kings

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12365 on: June 19, 2014, 09:13:44 AM »
Everyone ready for like, a thousand "we go to eleven" posts on FB, twitter, and message boards?

Is there something wrong with that?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12366 on: June 19, 2014, 09:14:36 AM »
Everyone ready for like, a thousand "we go to eleven" posts on FB, twitter, and message boards?

Is there something wrong with that?

Nope. I'm going to enjoy every last one.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12367 on: June 19, 2014, 09:23:01 AM »
Are there actual non Royals fans posting in here, or is there just some really great gEing going on?


Gonna win 'em all!

<---- non Royals fan (since Bo left)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12368 on: June 19, 2014, 09:25:46 AM »
i'm super jacked up about today's slate of royalscats and elephantcats games  :excited:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12369 on: June 19, 2014, 09:28:36 AM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12370 on: June 19, 2014, 09:29:54 AM »
Dude I'm pumped

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12371 on: June 19, 2014, 10:04:17 AM »
why have we never thought of this before? these dorks are good at melting down (motownsports.com)

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Another possible explanation. The entire thing is fixed...even ground balls that hit 2nd base and wild pitches that hit the backstop and carom off so quickly that our rookie SS get caught. Those are part of the fix.

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Fix? That's ridiculous.

But if Rusty Kuntz pulls out a metal folding chair and hits Cabrera on the back with it.....

 :lol:

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Perez seems like he is good at framing pitches for KC. That was a clear ball that he tricked the ump into calling strike 3 on Suarez.

 :D

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Can't understand why Jeremy Guthrie is fooling these future HOF'ers. I think they just need a break. I hope tomorrow is an off day.

nope sorry bud!

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Alright, just concede the division to KC. WTF. They make EVERY play.

 :D

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I'm literally starting to rethink what I'm going to do this summer. My plan....is totally shot.

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This team sucks. Their skills suck, their attitude sucks, their game plan sucks. AOSIFDUPAOWIEGAOS;IDHGA;SLDHGA;LSDKGJAS;LDKGJA;SLD KFJA;SDGLJK

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Oh my...there's a game tomorrow, too? Please let this series be over.

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Dear Tigers

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We suck we suck we suck we suck we suck we suck.

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It's my biggest fear we're heading into another Tigers depression. It's the only thing I've known for the majority of my life. I've only had about 8 years of positive Tigers baseball.

^ that guy can take his 8 years of positive baseball and stick it up his nasally upper midwestern accent's face

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**** the Royals! No way that garbage team wins the central.

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lol at wade davis striking everyone out.

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Greg holland has a 1.35 era, so this proves that he has given up a run before. Tigers will tie it up.

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Holland has some gas, but VMart has been one of the best hitters in baseball this year at hitting gas.

just imagine how awful and nasally "gas" sounded coming out of this guy's face hole ^

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This ump is a royals fan. He has to be he's back there pumping his fist after strikeouts.

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Davis-Holland is about as good as it gets in the 8th and 9th innings.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12372 on: June 19, 2014, 10:09:27 AM »
i'm super jacked up about today's slate of royalscats and elephantcats games  :excited:

today rules

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12373 on: June 19, 2014, 10:11:54 AM »
enjoyed that mocat, especially the surprised guy about wade. yeah he strikes people out bud thats what he gets paid to do

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #12374 on: June 19, 2014, 10:21:37 AM »
today's game is on MLB network for you dorks that don't have FSKC