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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66350 on: August 26, 2016, 03:48:55 PM »
lolwut?

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Wright, one of the real surprises of the 2016 season, comes off the disabled list Friday to open Boston's six-game homestand.
Wright (13-5, 3.01), who is 5-0 since his last loss two months ago, was used as a pinch runner against the Dodgers in Los Angeles and suffered a right shoulder injury diving back into second base.

31 year old pitcher neighbor guy was used as a pinch runner  :lol:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66351 on: August 26, 2016, 03:52:40 PM »
We will not get an ER against this pitcher

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66352 on: August 26, 2016, 04:01:07 PM »
Borrowing gardening tools, cargo short wearing, farmer tan at the pool, still has a phone clip on the belt type pitchers like the one we face tonight always give the Royals trouble though mocat. Its like how I always imagined how oscar Chen would've mowed down the 2014 Royals lineup.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66353 on: August 26, 2016, 04:03:06 PM »
Although remember the playoff game that RA Dickey started and it ended with some backup infielder pitching? Would be cool to have a replay of that tonight.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66354 on: August 26, 2016, 04:04:31 PM »
We will not get an ER against this pitcher

yes kim carnes, we need every poster's A game right now. wacky, get in here and tell him how much of a dork he is. sdk, tell me about alex gordon's lower back muscles. big train, make a post like "the royals are good just like pie5". also maybe even let's get rick daris in here for a rambling paragraph with multiple rhetorical questions. applejack, tell me how worried you are.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66355 on: August 26, 2016, 04:05:15 PM »
brb mocat, gonna get j-dub in here to trash dayton

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66356 on: August 26, 2016, 04:06:13 PM »
also I was just thinking about how happy I will be if Yordano goes complete IDGAF tonight and stares down Big Pappi after a K

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66357 on: August 26, 2016, 04:07:12 PM »
Powercat Posse: give us a post with ten to twelve line breaks that is too long to scroll through, so i actually take the time to move my mouse over to the right and click on the scroll bar thing so it just jumps down

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« Reply #66358 on: August 26, 2016, 04:09:19 PM »
also I was just thinking about how happy I will be if Yordano goes complete IDGAF tonight and stares down Big Pappi after a K

Oh no :frown:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66359 on: August 26, 2016, 04:10:04 PM »
Man I might get pie5 for dinner tonight just because of this thread :lick:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66360 on: August 26, 2016, 04:10:38 PM »
like, from the dugout? or Sunday?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66361 on: August 26, 2016, 04:11:04 PM »
can someone fax PIPE a printout of this page to get him in here?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66362 on: August 26, 2016, 04:14:18 PM »
clams, i want your top 5 favorite things about cheslor. aaand, go:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66363 on: August 26, 2016, 04:15:59 PM »
Although remember the playoff game that RA Dickey started and it ended with some backup infielder pitching? Would be cool to have a replay of that tonight.

Pretty sure this guy is a lot more effective than dickey is but who knows

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66364 on: August 26, 2016, 04:16:10 PM »
Although remember the playoff game that RA Dickey started and it ended with some backup infielder pitching? Would be cool to have a replay of that tonight.

i would embrace Alex Rios with open arms right now

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/videos?video_id=524713183

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66365 on: August 26, 2016, 04:31:04 PM »
Although remember the playoff game that RA Dickey started and it ended with some backup infielder pitching? Would be cool to have a replay of that tonight.

Pretty sure this guy is a lot more effective than dickey is but who knows

probably so, but still

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66366 on: August 26, 2016, 04:33:00 PM »
mocat, a few addtions:

we need _FAN to come in here with some locain adorbs stuff
a Steve Dave George Brett name drop
Townie to be a complete idiot with no friends
Chings to say we're basically cards fans

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66367 on: August 26, 2016, 04:33:43 PM »
someone get Tobias on the horn and tell him to get in here and call the uniforms kits or the field a pitch or some backwater Eurotrash comment

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66368 on: August 26, 2016, 04:47:42 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66369 on: August 26, 2016, 04:54:05 PM »
why the f didn't anyone mention kennedy is starting tonight smh

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66370 on: August 26, 2016, 05:01:51 PM »
:lol:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66371 on: August 26, 2016, 05:04:29 PM »
why the f didn't anyone mention kennedy is starting tonight smh

like, from the dugout? or Sunday?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66372 on: August 26, 2016, 05:05:36 PM »
Rage Against the Mckee, wetwillie, kslim: make a post to help me distinguish between the three of you


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66373 on: August 26, 2016, 05:08:14 PM »
I don't think there is one IIRC correctly
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #66374 on: August 26, 2016, 05:08:52 PM »
i thought mocat you were saying TBT would get pie5 from the dugout. frankly i found the post confusing but it makes sense now