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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65575 on: August 09, 2016, 04:00:08 PM »
Michael Jordan was the greatest athlete of the 20th century and only batted .202 in AA. Tebow couldn't do half that well.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65576 on: August 09, 2016, 04:16:13 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65577 on: August 09, 2016, 04:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 09, 2016, 03:14:06 PM
baseball is v hard. he will get destroyed.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65578 on: August 09, 2016, 04:43:26 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65579 on: August 09, 2016, 04:45:18 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on August 09, 2016, 04:27:03 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 09, 2016, 03:14:06 PM
baseball is v hard. he will get destroyed.

lol

how do you think tim tebow, a 28 year old, will do playing pro baseball 'clams?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65580 on: August 09, 2016, 04:52:17 PM »
He's an incredible athlete with ridiculous determination so I don't think he'll get destroyed.  Unfortunately he is 28 and would have to contribute almost immediately so he should have tried this 4 years ago to have a shot.  What he should do now is start training for this Rugby Sevens thing and be ready for 2020.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65581 on: August 09, 2016, 04:53:40 PM »
Quote from: wetwillie on August 09, 2016, 01:21:57 PM
Tim Tebow is holding a tryout for all the MLB teams...
Perfect fit for the Royals/Cardinals. He would have the number one selling jersey in like a week of signing. 
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65582 on: August 09, 2016, 04:57:00 PM »
Quote from: Chingon on August 09, 2016, 04:53:40 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on August 09, 2016, 01:21:57 PM
Tim Tebow is holding a tryout for all the MLB teams...
Perfect fit for the Royals/Cardinals. He would have the number one selling jersey in like a week of signing. 

Rockies would be hilarious
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65583 on: August 09, 2016, 04:57:58 PM »
baseball is where fat people go to pretend to be athletes
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65584 on: August 09, 2016, 04:59:28 PM »
Bartolo Colon and David Ortiz are highly tuned athletic machines you goon
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65585 on: August 09, 2016, 04:59:52 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on August 09, 2016, 04:57:00 PM
Quote from: Chingon on August 09, 2016, 04:53:40 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on August 09, 2016, 01:21:57 PM
Tim Tebow is holding a tryout for all the MLB teams...
Perfect fit for the Royals/Cardinals. He would have the number one selling jersey in like a week of signing. 

Rockies would be hilarious
I don't think he fits that fan base very well.  No, the Royals are where he belongs, he plays the Royals way.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65586 on: August 09, 2016, 05:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Chingon on August 09, 2016, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on August 09, 2016, 04:57:00 PM
Quote from: Chingon on August 09, 2016, 04:53:40 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on August 09, 2016, 01:21:57 PM
Tim Tebow is holding a tryout for all the MLB teams...
Perfect fit for the Royals/Cardinals. He would have the number one selling jersey in like a week of signing. 

Rockies would be hilarious
I don't think he fits that fan base very well.  No, the Royals are where he belongs, he plays the Royals way.

well, he has won a championship more recently than 1986 so I guess there's that
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65587 on: August 09, 2016, 05:03:03 PM »
I wonder why more 28 year old former NFL players don't just play major league baseball. You get paid pretty well.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65588 on: August 09, 2016, 05:07:23 PM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 09, 2016, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: Chingon on August 09, 2016, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on August 09, 2016, 04:57:00 PM
Quote from: Chingon on August 09, 2016, 04:53:40 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on August 09, 2016, 01:21:57 PM
Tim Tebow is holding a tryout for all the MLB teams...
Perfect fit for the Royals/Cardinals. He would have the number one selling jersey in like a week of signing. 

Rockies would be hilarious
I don't think he fits that fan base very well.  No, the Royals are where he belongs, he plays the Royals way.

well, he has won a championship more recently than 1986 so I guess there's that
I agree, hes a bad fit for the nym.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65589 on: August 09, 2016, 05:12:00 PM »
If Tim Tebow reaches base in a major league baseball game, I will eat my hat
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65590 on: August 09, 2016, 05:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 09, 2016, 05:12:00 PM
If Tim Tebow reaches base in a major league baseball game, I will eat my hat

Pinch running count?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65591 on: August 09, 2016, 05:28:32 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65592 on: August 09, 2016, 08:02:28 PM »
We can't not play cuthbert next year you guys. 
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65593 on: August 09, 2016, 08:09:03 PM »
that mantid is really something.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65594 on: August 09, 2016, 08:13:06 PM »
Wut
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65595 on: August 09, 2016, 08:14:07 PM »
I'm gonna get a #RallyMantis shirt made I think
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65596 on: August 09, 2016, 08:16:34 PM »
Good grief, shut up about the mantis already
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65597 on: August 09, 2016, 08:18:35 PM »
Does it bother you?  ...:drool:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65598 on: August 09, 2016, 08:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 09, 2016, 05:12:00 PM
If Tim Tebow reaches base in a major league baseball game, I will eat my hat
Dumb bet. Many MLB baseball players would love to tag him if they bring him up in September to sell tickets.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65599 on: August 09, 2016, 08:21:02 PM »







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