Author Topic: The Royals  (Read 5796124 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Powercat Posse

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4585
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64675 on: July 15, 2016, 12:38:07 PM »
46-28 2nd half ...... :driving:.....Let's Do This ..... :comehere:

Offline AppleJack

  • AppleJack
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6338
  • How are you doing today?
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64676 on: July 15, 2016, 12:46:42 PM »
SELL SELL SELL
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64677 on: July 15, 2016, 01:33:59 PM »
TY mocat, that made my day



Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64678 on: July 15, 2016, 01:41:17 PM »
An open letter to Alex Gordon,


Dear Alex,

You know what bud? You haven't been playing that well, but that's ok, because we declare in front of these men that today is a new today. Do you believe in fresh starts? Of course you do, so here's one right now. You helped get us as close as we could in '14, and wouldn't you know it, we got there the next year. Do you really think 10 years from now anyone will complain about a bad first half of one season if you turn it around and play well starting today? No way Jose. So we, here at goEMAW.com are giving you a fresh start, a rebirth, and an opportunity to make the Royals Great Again.

We know you still have something left in that beautiful tank of yours, that curvy, firm yet inviting, tank. Yes that tank has provided many of us hope, as you trot out to left field, your loose pants blown to that backseat by a cool Kauffman Stadium wind on a warm summer's eve.

So Alex, today is a new day. Please, take it easy this afternoon, have a piece of kale, and let's go tonight. The first part of the season is past. Let us look onward and upward, may your booty be our guide.

Sincerely,
CF3

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67468
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64679 on: July 15, 2016, 01:54:04 PM »
The north remembers
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64680 on: July 15, 2016, 02:39:58 PM »

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64681 on: July 15, 2016, 02:41:47 PM »
Man our lineup really sucks after our first 4 batters

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64682 on: July 15, 2016, 02:46:06 PM »

Offline mocat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 40546
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64683 on: July 15, 2016, 03:19:07 PM »
is that a photo from the ESPY awards, or the most beautiful people inside and out awards?

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64684 on: July 15, 2016, 04:11:44 PM »
is that a photo from the ESPY awards, or the most beautiful people inside and out awards?

yes to both

Offline Powercat Posse

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4585
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64685 on: July 15, 2016, 06:31:44 PM »
Hos is hitting 2nd because Cain still hurt

I believe Cain will be 2 Hos 3 Mo/Salvy 4-5 here in a week when Cain is back.

Posse happy :Woot:

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67468
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64686 on: July 15, 2016, 07:09:46 PM »
i can't think of anything more stupid than the espys
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 32521
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64687 on: July 15, 2016, 07:18:34 PM »
Looks like the slothfense is still going strong
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline Powercat Posse

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4585
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64688 on: July 15, 2016, 08:01:35 PM »
Thank you Moya and your bad D. Lol

Thank u Gordo for striking out with Runner on 2nd and no out......we wouldn't want you to have a productive AB with a guy on base.

Offline Powercat Posse

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4585
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64689 on: July 15, 2016, 08:15:54 PM »
Nice job Kennedy
Good job Yost for getting him out after 2 shaky batter
Nice job Hoch finishing the inning

TV stat was wrong.  Our bullpen is 2.92 not 2.29
We are #1 AL but #2 MLB
« Last Edit: July 15, 2016, 08:26:12 PM by Powercat Posse »

Offline wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 32521
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64690 on: July 15, 2016, 08:29:48 PM »
Damn :frown:
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline Powercat Posse

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4585
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64691 on: July 15, 2016, 08:35:47 PM »
I was too kind to Hoch.

That scrub was 2 for 22 on the season. 

6 batters faced. 1 HR 2 singles.  Do your damn job Hoch.  Bottom of the lineup nonetheless

Offline bones129

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 12132
  • RUN! Tell all the other curs the Law's coming!
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64692 on: July 15, 2016, 08:36:57 PM »
Let's hope we get the good Jack right here.

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64693 on: July 15, 2016, 08:39:55 PM »
v scared

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64694 on: July 15, 2016, 08:41:18 PM »
nothing up in the zone. good job jack soria

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64695 on: July 15, 2016, 08:43:54 PM »
I think Gordon let some of his stink rub onto Hoch. They are good pals IIRC

Offline sys

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 40815
  • your reputation will never recover, nor should it.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64696 on: July 15, 2016, 08:46:07 PM »
that was victor martinez's first career infield hit.   :surprised:
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64697 on: July 15, 2016, 08:48:42 PM »
I'd like us to counter with Salvador Perez's 1st inside the park HR

Offline Powercat Posse

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4585
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64698 on: July 15, 2016, 08:50:08 PM »
that was victor martinez's first career infield hit.   :surprised:

Cause Soria can't field a effing comebacker.  It wasn't hit right at him but it wasn't hit hard.

This team is total trash on the road.  They love to just give away free runs and then suck on offense

Hoch 3.86 ERA now.

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27691
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #64699 on: July 15, 2016, 08:51:03 PM »
Posse, it was not an easy play. Soria was fine that inning.