An open letter to Alex Gordon,
Dear Alex,
You know what bud? You haven't been playing that well, but that's ok, because we declare in front of these men that today is a new today. Do you believe in fresh starts? Of course you do, so here's one right now. You helped get us as close as we could in '14, and wouldn't you know it, we got there the next year. Do you really think 10 years from now anyone will complain about a bad first half of one season if you turn it around and play well starting today? No way Jose. So we, here at goEMAW.com are giving you a fresh start, a rebirth, and an opportunity to make the Royals Great Again.
We know you still have something left in that beautiful tank of yours, that curvy, firm yet inviting, tank. Yes that tank has provided many of us hope, as you trot out to left field, your loose pants blown to that backseat by a cool Kauffman Stadium wind on a warm summer's eve.
So Alex, today is a new day. Please, take it easy this afternoon, have a piece of kale, and let's go tonight. The first part of the season is past. Let us look onward and upward, may your booty be our guide.
Sincerely,
CF3