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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61550 on: May 15, 2016, 02:12:31 PM »
i like alcides escobar a lot.  i just wish he was faster.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61551 on: May 15, 2016, 02:23:21 PM »
We got our own illegal pitcher. It's about time.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61552 on: May 15, 2016, 02:23:51 PM »
i hope this guy throws pitches better than he looks.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61553 on: May 15, 2016, 02:33:25 PM »
So...we have a problem, we don't score any runs like ever.  It's hampering our ability to win ball games

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61554 on: May 15, 2016, 02:42:11 PM »
i hope this guy throws pitches better than he looks.
threw a no hitter

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61555 on: May 15, 2016, 02:51:31 PM »
hey royals baserunners and hitters, score some rough ridin' runs.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61556 on: May 15, 2016, 03:14:53 PM »
good job by the hitters, but it was phrased "baserunners and hitters".
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61557 on: May 15, 2016, 03:21:08 PM »
It's adorable how little sys knows about America's greatest sport. :love:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61558 on: May 15, 2016, 03:44:55 PM »
Guys, look at the average of our lineup (and team), it's disgusting

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61559 on: May 15, 2016, 03:45:39 PM »
thank goodness dyson still believes in being and playing fast.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61560 on: May 15, 2016, 03:46:19 PM »
We can't even execute a bunt to move runner to third carnes, we are just terrible.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61561 on: May 15, 2016, 03:51:55 PM »
safer than god himself.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61562 on: May 15, 2016, 03:53:26 PM »
what a joke.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61563 on: May 15, 2016, 04:00:28 PM »
maybe someone has a cogent argument for why that ref shouldn't be beaten to death by the crowd, but i don't know what it'd be.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61564 on: May 15, 2016, 04:11:56 PM »
even davis is slow now.  my god.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61565 on: May 15, 2016, 04:12:17 PM »
wader suck please  :rolleyes:


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61566 on: May 15, 2016, 04:13:08 PM »
maybe davis isn't even good anymore.  you can't trust anything you thought you knew about these royals.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61567 on: May 15, 2016, 04:16:11 PM »
We had a nice run.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61568 on: May 15, 2016, 04:18:59 PM »
i hope everyone who chose not to kill that ref because they thought a two run lead was enough is ashamed of themselves.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61569 on: May 15, 2016, 04:30:06 PM »
This time last year we led the major leagues in hits and were third in runs.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61570 on: May 15, 2016, 04:30:45 PM »
it's a damn shame we don't have a pinch runner on the bench, but with cain so slow, that's where we're at i guess.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61571 on: May 15, 2016, 04:31:42 PM »
Mo is 0-3 today with RISP....hitting from the left side.

He put a good swing into the one ball, but still, 0-3 with 2 Ks.

I really hate that I hate Mo right now

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61572 on: May 15, 2016, 04:34:02 PM »
i wish they pinched ran gore for escobar infante


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61573 on: May 15, 2016, 04:35:13 PM »
Dyson beats that out, if he goes full speed right after contact.

Sys has to be mad.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61574 on: May 15, 2016, 04:40:31 PM »
the damn baserunners again.  smdh @ being slow.
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