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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60975 on: May 01, 2016, 09:37:14 PM »
Steve Dave hasn't watched any games this year, that much is clear. 
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60976 on: May 01, 2016, 09:44:20 PM »
Hos is the only royal that didn't forget how to hit a baseball this offseason.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60977 on: May 01, 2016, 11:40:21 PM »
We. Are. Back.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60978 on: May 02, 2016, 07:04:16 AM »
We. Are. 4 games Back.

And on pace to only win 82 games :frown:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60979 on: May 02, 2016, 08:15:47 AM »
Only 1 GB of the wild card tho!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60980 on: May 02, 2016, 12:42:02 PM »
Only 1 GB of the wild card tho!

Only 138 to go! :ohno:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60981 on: May 02, 2016, 05:25:33 PM »
Eric Hosmer is 4 for 6 (.667) with 3 walks vs Gio Gonzalez. Here are two of those hits:

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/videos?video_id=18911411

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/videos?video_id=29966163

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60982 on: May 02, 2016, 06:23:40 PM »
this wednesday day game  :excited:


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60983 on: May 02, 2016, 07:33:59 PM »
hey royals, stop sucking.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60984 on: May 02, 2016, 07:34:18 PM »
Ryan with a levee reference  :love:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60985 on: May 02, 2016, 07:36:03 PM »
Paulo getting a ball hit over him in right is unforgivable
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60986 on: May 02, 2016, 07:40:43 PM »
what if the royals agreed to let cain keep playing, but prohibit him from swinging (during at bats).
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60987 on: May 02, 2016, 07:48:41 PM »
in the long run, it's better they not hit home runs anyways.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60988 on: May 02, 2016, 08:26:39 PM »
cain is slower this year.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60989 on: May 02, 2016, 08:26:57 PM »
cain is slow.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60990 on: May 02, 2016, 08:29:08 PM »
I think they wanted morales to lead off the 4th so we can run gore :excited:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60991 on: May 02, 2016, 08:38:23 PM »
I think they wanted morales to lead off the 4th so we can run gore :excited:

it would have been a good plan.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60992 on: May 02, 2016, 09:17:08 PM »
he shouldn't have let him come out for the 1st   :jerk:

wow, another great at bat for cain   :jerk:

cain should be banned from the clubhouse  :zzz:


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60993 on: May 02, 2016, 09:38:38 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60994 on: May 02, 2016, 09:53:45 PM »
get a couple points here and it's a brand new game.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60995 on: May 02, 2016, 09:57:53 PM »
cain should be banned from jackson county


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60996 on: May 02, 2016, 10:03:37 PM »
Pretty painful watching Cain, Hos and Mo that inning.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60997 on: May 02, 2016, 10:07:04 PM »
wtf was cain doing?  get him out.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60998 on: May 02, 2016, 10:08:23 PM »
Heart of the order holding their dicks  :curse:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60999 on: May 02, 2016, 10:17:00 PM »
good job outa dick duffy, no thanks to one lorenzo locain.
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