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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60650 on: April 27, 2016, 10:37:16 PM »
most of our team sucks ass at the plate right now except moose, hos, dice
what do we do?  new batting gloves? 


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60651 on: April 27, 2016, 10:38:01 PM »
I'm starting to experience negative feelings for morales

i think it's unusual that his swings either hit the ball or miss it by about 14 inches.  you'd think the miss distance would follow a normal distribution.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60652 on: April 27, 2016, 10:38:39 PM »
Ban their boom beach accounts
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« Reply #60653 on: April 27, 2016, 10:40:01 PM »
9 baserunners thru 5....  2 effing runs

Take out Dyson Orlando Fuentes (our RF trio).... The rest of the Royals are 17-144 with RISP.

A dismal .118  :Yuck:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60654 on: April 27, 2016, 10:40:18 PM »
most of our team sucks ass at the plate right now except moose, hos, dice
what do we do?  new batting gloves?

Salvy is doing pretty well for what we want out of him,  but a new set of gloves for all hitters might not be a bad idea

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60655 on: April 27, 2016, 10:40:53 PM »
maybe morales hasn't spent enough time in the video room looking for tips and tricks   :blank:

ned better not let these angel guys get another look at rubber arm


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60656 on: April 27, 2016, 10:41:04 PM »
Ban their boom beach accounts

People still play that!? :lol:

Man, the 2015 year. :lol:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60657 on: April 27, 2016, 10:41:40 PM »
9 baserunners thru 5....  2 effing runs

Take out Dyson Orlando Fuentes (our RF trio).... The rest of the Royals are 17-144 with RISP.

A dismal .118  :Yuck:

usually stats like that balance out so I'd say we can expect some big innings asap

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60658 on: April 27, 2016, 10:41:53 PM »
Even Paulo's composite pic has tucked ears :love:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60659 on: April 27, 2016, 10:42:00 PM »
most of our team sucks ass at the plate right now except moose, hos, dice
what do we do?  new batting gloves?

Salvy is doing pretty well for what we want out of him,  but a new set of gloves for all hitters might not be a bad idea

yes but sal has a free pass from all negative "diss" talk


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60660 on: April 27, 2016, 10:43:09 PM »
Strikeout, double, lineout

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60661 on: April 27, 2016, 10:43:40 PM »
Ban their boom beach accounts

People still play that!? :lol:

Man, the 2015 year. :lol:

I don't know what they play now that Andy is in LA. 
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60662 on: April 27, 2016, 10:45:46 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60663 on: April 27, 2016, 10:46:12 PM »
I can feel the passion in this pit

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60664 on: April 27, 2016, 10:46:19 PM »
mocat, don't delete posts, plz

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60665 on: April 27, 2016, 10:47:46 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60666 on: April 27, 2016, 10:48:06 PM »
I can feel the passion in this pit

ready for more hossamer

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60667 on: April 27, 2016, 10:48:17 PM »
I can feel the passion in this pit

I hate Passion Pit. They are bad at music

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60668 on: April 27, 2016, 10:49:09 PM »
9 baserunners thru 5....  2 effing runs

Take out Dyson Orlando Fuentes (our RF trio).... The rest of the Royals are 17-144 with RISP.

A dismal .118  :Yuck:

usually stats like that balance out so I'd say we can expect some big innings asap

We are 1/8 done with the season. It won't be that bad at the 1/4 mark...but it has a ways to go just to get to .230 (and that isn't very good).   

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60669 on: April 27, 2016, 10:49:50 PM »
RISP powercat posse and our MVP is up

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60670 on: April 27, 2016, 10:50:34 PM »
they should go ahead and use gore here.  no point in dying with bullets in your pistol.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60671 on: April 27, 2016, 10:51:07 PM »
Dyson already has so many hits with risp

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60672 on: April 27, 2016, 10:51:37 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60673 on: April 27, 2016, 10:52:34 PM »
if escobar gets a hit I am gonna eat some candy

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60674 on: April 27, 2016, 10:55:12 PM »
I can feel the passion in this pit

I hate Passion Pit. They are bad at music

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