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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60575 on: April 27, 2016, 09:26:06 PM »
Would like sys's input

i like it when they point at one of the other refs and he makes the call.  more dramatic and it feels like they're really making an effort.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60576 on: April 27, 2016, 09:27:18 PM »
Would like sys's input

i like it when they point at one of the other refs and he makes the call.  more dramatic and it feels like they're really making an effort.

I meant paulo's hat wearing technique

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60577 on: April 27, 2016, 09:28:03 PM »
i still don't understand why it works.  like about the same amount of liquor, mint, lime and sugars as a mojito, but with the mojito i need to add club soda and with the southside i don't.  it's like mocat math.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60578 on: April 27, 2016, 09:28:38 PM »
I meant paulo's hat wearing technique

i'd forgotten too.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60579 on: April 27, 2016, 09:29:42 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60580 on: April 27, 2016, 09:30:04 PM »
Can you imagine if Medlin tried to tuck those airplane wings he calls ears in his hat?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60581 on: April 27, 2016, 09:30:58 PM »
I've never made one myself, sys.  looks like I'll have to make a trip to the "garden" tonight

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60582 on: April 27, 2016, 09:31:32 PM »
If they had PR Gore for infante he'd be on 3rd base right now guys

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60583 on: April 27, 2016, 09:32:18 PM »
I've never made one myself, sys.  looks like I'll have to make a trip to the "garden" tonight

it's a great time of year.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60584 on: April 27, 2016, 09:33:12 PM »
If they had PR Gore for infante he'd be on 3rd base right now guys

it'd be fantastic if they used gore like that.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60585 on: April 27, 2016, 09:34:50 PM »
Jarrod Dyson should be leadoff hitter starting Friday. Share if you agree.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60586 on: April 27, 2016, 09:35:01 PM »
i submitted a request to the commish that would allow the team with the better record choose if they want to bat first or second.  this home/away nonsense belongs in the 1960's

every other professional sport evolves for the betterment of the game and its fans.  no reason for this home/away nonsense.  not the '60's anymore.  time to grow up, Wonder Years


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60587 on: April 27, 2016, 09:35:15 PM »
I'm looking for a nice "booty" knock here
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60588 on: April 27, 2016, 09:35:21 PM »
dyson is making a case for royals MVP this season, i might give him cain's slot until cain gets back from his suspension


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60589 on: April 27, 2016, 09:36:31 PM »
i submitted a request to the commish that would allow the team with the better record choose if they want to bat first or second.  this home/away nonsense belongs in the 1960's

every other professional sport evolves for the betterment of the game and its fans.  no reason for this home/away nonsense.  not the '60's anymore.  time to grow up, Wonder Years

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60590 on: April 27, 2016, 09:38:24 PM »
i submitted a request to the commish that would allow the team with the better record choose if they want to bat first or second.  this home/away nonsense belongs in the 1960's

every other professional sport evolves for the betterment of the game and its fans.  no reason for this home/away nonsense.  not the '60's anymore.  time to grow up, Wonder Years

wonder years is a classic show

did you see how i made the call for dyson to replace cain during his suspension, LAST NIGHT

that's why they call me the "Le Petite Commish"


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60591 on: April 27, 2016, 09:38:50 PM »
Nobody ever asks for my opinion :frown:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60592 on: April 27, 2016, 09:40:25 PM »
Clams you always look forward and not back, that's why its called foresight and I love it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60593 on: April 27, 2016, 09:46:10 PM »
I just ate a pizza
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60594 on: April 27, 2016, 09:47:22 PM »
is there a more comfortable feeling in the world than looking at the mound for an important must win game and seeing big chris youngsie up there working his magic?

it's a rhetorical question.  no need to answer.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60595 on: April 27, 2016, 09:48:08 PM »
they had a good shot of orlando's tucked ears that inning.  i wonder if he's an elf.
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60597 on: April 27, 2016, 09:50:57 PM »
Pepperoni under cheese
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60598 on: April 27, 2016, 09:51:21 PM »
rough ridin' white sox man.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #60599 on: April 27, 2016, 09:55:51 PM »
Pepperoni under cheese

sheesh, tough one... so our options are- minsky's, pizza shoppe, hmmm, who the hell else hides those sons of bitches below the cheese?


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