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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56300 on: November 03, 2015, 02:47:54 PM »
OMFG Gomes is the king, I'm trying not to lose it at my desk
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56301 on: November 03, 2015, 02:50:55 PM »
OMFG Gomes is the king, I'm trying not to lose it at my desk
ya he got a lot of heat around here but i've enjoyed having him around


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56302 on: November 03, 2015, 02:52:09 PM »

OMFG Gomes is the king, I'm trying not to lose it at my desk
ya he got a lot of heat around here but i've enjoyed having him around
I mean, I don't know if he is any good at baseball anymore but he seems like a fantastic teammate to have
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56303 on: November 03, 2015, 02:57:45 PM »
Gomes is also a 6.5/7
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56304 on: November 03, 2015, 02:59:12 PM »
Jonny Gomes should do a lot of steroids and become a pro wrestler. He has amazing ring presence.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56305 on: November 03, 2015, 03:00:09 PM »
Gomes is amazing. He will be my favorite Royal ever that played less than 15 games.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56306 on: November 03, 2015, 03:01:39 PM »
Gomes hates microphones
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56307 on: November 03, 2015, 03:04:14 PM »
Gomes is a great reason why we are idiots for looking pure stats when we think of roster construction. Also under this is J-guts.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56308 on: November 03, 2015, 03:10:17 PM »
gomes is the drunkest man alive
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56309 on: November 03, 2015, 03:11:29 PM »
Gomes is a great reason why we are idiots for looking pure stats when we think of roster construction. Also under this is J-guts.

Definitely. Gomes leading this rally (and being the MVP of today) and J-Guts starting off the post game celebrations in the lockerroom will be among my fondest memories of this World Championship. Amazing.

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56311 on: November 03, 2015, 03:25:33 PM »


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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56314 on: November 03, 2015, 03:53:39 PM »
That kind of crap will get Jonny kicked out of Aggie Station.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56315 on: November 03, 2015, 03:56:32 PM »

That kind of crap will get Jonny kicked out of Aggie Station.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56316 on: November 03, 2015, 04:00:52 PM »
MLB should just allow Gomes to be traded to whoever wins the World Series every year. Like, he just goes and sets up shop next to Marlins man, then as soon as one team wins he automatically gets traded to that team and runs out to join the celebration.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56317 on: November 03, 2015, 04:03:34 PM »
There also needs to be Salvy statues all over the city. Like the cow statues, just random statues of Salvy doing adorable Salvy things.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56318 on: November 03, 2015, 04:04:47 PM »
What am I supposed to do with my life now?  :frown:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56319 on: November 03, 2015, 04:06:50 PM »
What am I supposed to do with my life now?  :frown:
Get in peoples faces and let them know you're from the 913 and the 816!  :gocho:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56320 on: November 03, 2015, 04:15:38 PM »
What am I supposed to do with my life now?  :frown:
Get in peoples faces and let them know you're from the 913 and the 816!  :gocho:

Hey, the 316 and the 785 are Royal too ya know

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56321 on: November 03, 2015, 04:22:48 PM »
What am I supposed to do with my life now?  :frown:
Get in peoples faces and let them know you're from the 913 and the 816!  :gocho:

Hey, the 316 and the 785 are Royal too ya know
:thumbs: My bad!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56322 on: November 03, 2015, 04:25:11 PM »
What am I supposed to do with my life now?  :frown:
Get in peoples faces and let them know you're from the 913 and the 816!  :gocho:

Hey, the 316 and the 785 are Royal too ya know
...and the 620!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56323 on: November 03, 2015, 04:42:03 PM »

That kind of crap will get Jonny kicked out of Aggie Station.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #56324 on: November 03, 2015, 05:21:17 PM »
Man, 1 victory parade is enough for my life. Even if the rough ridin' Chiefs ever won I'm done with parades.