The Royals

[slobber]

Win one of the next two. No way we lose the series if we win one of the next two.

[Phil Titola]

This thing is over.

Yes it is cf3, yes it is.  This is completely different than being up 2 on Toronto. These guys are toast.

Real question is do we finish this Saturday or Sunday. Saturday would be much better obviously for partying purposes but the car overturning potential goes way down if it happens Sunday.

Sunday I'm in Vegas alone... So selfishly I'd prefer a sweep.

[steve dave]

[Dr Rick Daris]

Everyone, the Mets now have to win 4 out of the remaining 5 games. The Royals have to win 2 of the next 5.

I like our update because it seems like we will win probably but I like the mets update even more because it seems like they'll for sure lose.

this is a really, really good point. the royals will probably win 2 out of the next 5, but there is no chance in hell that the mets win 4 out of the next 5.

[Cartierfor3]

I'm kinda bummed they'll win in NYC. If they lose a couple on purpose I'd be cool with that

[Brock Landers]

I'm kinda bummed they'll win in NYC. If they lose a couple on purpose I'd be cool with that

Yeah in a perfect world the Royals would finish this thing off in Game 6 in Kauffman with their hometown crowd going nuts and party rocking all night long in KC but I just can't imagine a scenario where they lose 2 out of the next 3 to this crap team.

[Cartierfor3]

Teams Royals have played the past 2 postseasons:

14 A's
14 Angels
14 Orioles
14 Giants
15 Astros
15 Blue Jays
15 Mets

15 Mets are the worst and its not even close.

[The1BigWillie]

I think this is coming back to KC.  Lose Friday, win Saturday, lose Sunday... 

[The Big Train]

I think this is coming back to KC.  Lose Friday, win Saturday, lose Sunday...

You are a terrible person

[Phil Titola]

I'm kinda bummed they'll win in NYC. If they lose a couple on purpose I'd be cool with that

As great as a game 6 home win would be, I don't want the stress of dropping 2 of 3 to these dorks. Let's end this something like this....

10/31 5pm.... Families are running their rug rats around the neighborhood gathering up candy
6pm..... Dad's are getting nervous they won't be home in time and single girls are trying to squeeze into the sluttiest p&l outfit that will both by Halloween'y and be fitting for jumping around celebrating
7pm....game starts... Esky smacks a double on the first pitch.
8pm.... Royals up 3 to 1...young is dealing... People are deciding on staying at home, going to p&l, going to westport.
9pm....uber is surging around 3x as people scurry around the city as they get positioned. Parents dealing with sugar induced kids. 80% of the city is pak'd
10pm...9th inning. Wade. No one at any watch party can hear anything Joe buck is saying.
10:30pm.... it's over. Everyone hugs everyone else. Men are crying. Fireworks go off everywhere in the city. Cops are positioned everywhere to keep the peace but everybody is too busy being happy to do dickish things we see in other cities.
Midnight.... Still going.
2am....still going.
4am....still going
11am....happiest  brunch you've ever been to....world series champ shirts are sold out everywhere.

[steve dave]

I'm kinda bummed they'll win in NYC. If they lose a couple on purpose I'd be cool with that

As great as a game 6 home win would be, I don't want the stress of dropping 2 of 3 to these dorks. Let's end this something like this....

10/31 5pm.... Families are running their rug rats around the neighborhood gathering up candy
6pm..... Dad's are getting nervous they won't be home in time and single girls are trying to squeeze into the sluttiest p&l outfit that will both by Halloween'y and be fitting for jumping around celebrating
7pm....game starts... Esky smacks a double on the first pitch.
8pm.... Royals up 3 to 1...young is dealing... People are deciding on staying at home, going to p&l, going to westport.
9pm....uber is surging around 3x as people scurry around the city as they get positioned. Parents dealing with sugar induced kids. 80% of the city is pak'd
10pm...9th inning. Wade. No one at any watch party can hear anything Joe buck is saying.
10:30pm.... it's over. Everyone hugs everyone else. Men are crying. Fireworks go off everywhere in the city. Cops are positioned everywhere to keep the peace but everybody is too busy being happy to do dickish things we see in other cities.
Midnight.... Still going.
2am....still going.
4am....still going
11am....happiest  brunch you've ever been to....world series champ shirts are sold out everywhere.

 

[420seriouscat69]

Oh, my! Well done! 

[420seriouscat69]

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/10/29/9633686/johnny-cueto-brother-royals-interview-nooooooo

[Cartierfor3]

Saturday is fall back which would be good for sleeping in

[Emo EMAW]

So like is it cool to sneak a bottle of bubbly into a bar and then go nuts spraying it everywhere? 

[Phil Titola]

[8manpick]

I'm kinda bummed they'll win in NYC. If they lose a couple on purpose I'd be cool with that

As great as a game 6 home win would be, I don't want the stress of dropping 2 of 3 to these dorks. Let's end this something like this....

10/31 5pm.... Families are running their rug rats around the neighborhood gathering up candy
6pm..... Dad's are getting nervous they won't be home in time and single girls are trying to squeeze into the sluttiest p&l outfit that will both by Halloween'y and be fitting for jumping around celebrating
7pm....game starts... Esky smacks a double on the first pitch.
8pm.... Royals up 3 to 1...young is dealing... People are deciding on staying at home, going to p&l, going to westport.
9pm....uber is surging around 3x as people scurry around the city as they get positioned. Parents dealing with sugar induced kids. 80% of the city is pak'd
10pm...9th inning. Wade. No one at any watch party can hear anything Joe buck is saying.
10:30pm.... it's over. Everyone hugs everyone else. Men are crying. Fireworks go off everywhere in the city. Cops are positioned everywhere to keep the peace but everybody is too busy being happy to do dickish things we see in other cities.
Midnight.... Still going.
2am....still going.
4am....still going
11am....happiest  brunch you've ever been to....world series champ shirts are sold out everywhere.

 

Extra hour of celebrating in there for Daylight Savings, plus Chiefs in a winnable London game at 9 AM

[Phil Titola]

Good additions....

3am...still going... .clocks roll back to 2am... Bars stay open extra hour in MO!
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9am...chiefs kickoff.... Many haven't slept.

[steve dave]

literally nobody worthwhile is watching that stupid chiefs game (win or lose)

[Phil Titola]

literally nobody worthwhile is watching that stupid chiefs game (win or lose)

My alarm won't be set for 9am, that's for sure.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

when the royals win the world series i sure as heck wont be watching stupid football the next day.

[Emo EMAW]

That guy that got the Johnny Cueto tattoo looks like a genius now.

[Winters]

What a time to be alive

[mocat]

Phil Titola! 

[Asteriskhead]

I'm kinda bummed they'll win in NYC. If they lose a couple on purpose I'd be cool with that

As great as a game 6 home win would be, I don't want the stress of dropping 2 of 3 to these dorks. Let's end this something like this....

10/31 5pm.... Families are running their rug rats around the neighborhood gathering up candy
6pm..... Dad's are getting nervous they won't be home in time and single girls are trying to squeeze into the sluttiest p&l outfit that will both by Halloween'y and be fitting for jumping around celebrating
7pm....game starts... Esky smacks a double on the first pitch.
8pm.... Royals up 3 to 1...young is dealing... People are deciding on staying at home, going to p&l, going to westport.
9pm....uber is surging around 3x as people scurry around the city as they get positioned. Parents dealing with sugar induced kids. 80% of the city is pak'd
10pm...9th inning. Wade. No one at any watch party can hear anything Joe buck is saying.
10:30pm.... it's over. Everyone hugs everyone else. Men are crying. Fireworks go off everywhere in the city. Cops are positioned everywhere to keep the peace but everybody is too busy being happy to do dickish things we see in other cities.
Midnight.... Still going.
2am....still going.
4am....still going
11am....happiest  brunch you've ever been to....world series champ shirts are sold out everywhere.

There will never be another binge christmas like it.