I may just be a K-State fan who yells "Touchdown!" at baseball games, but I do seem to recall hearing somewhere in sports that if you want to win you always put the best players you have available on the field. Whenever I see Moustakas out there with his glove on at 3rd I am reminded that this team is led by a pack of losers led by an absentee owner and I sigh and think to myself that any success they ever stumble upon is fleeting and not truly earned.
So yeah, when I see these turdfaces flinging barbeque sauce on each other because a fielding error by the Sox helped them avoid getting swept at home by the worst team in the division, it hurts me inside. I can actually feel my soul turning ever so slightly blacker.