Author Topic: The Royals (Read 5788549 times)

scottwildcat · « **Reply #34850 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:53:04 PM »

I've already been out to the K 5 times this year. Watching our boys in blue live at the K is by far one of my favorite things in this world.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #34851 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:59:13 PM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on May 04, 2015, 01:53:04 PM

I've already been out to the K 5 times this year. Watching our boys in blue live at the K is by far one of my favorite things in this world.

Yep. Baseball when your team is good is a lot of fun.

bones129 · « **Reply #34852 on:** May 04, 2015, 03:29:02 PM »

No game tonight.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #34853 on:** May 04, 2015, 06:07:12 PM »

just look at this guy, I bet you he only breathes through his mouth and drools on himself constantly.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #34854 on:** May 04, 2015, 06:09:12 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on May 04, 2015, 10:02:51 AM

roidhead that guy absolutely is a booger eater. good call.

his mom even made him wear mittens one game so he wouldn't pick his nose on tv.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #34855 on:** May 04, 2015, 06:11:54 PM »

this guy has, like, the lumpiest butt ever.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #34856 on:** May 04, 2015, 07:43:47 PM »

hey roidhead, here's a pic of stupid idiot Danny Salazar. make fun of his dumb face.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #34857 on:** May 04, 2015, 07:46:11 PM »

i mean seriously roidhead, this salazar character could be in the mueseum of dumb faces as like a main attraction

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #34858 on:** May 04, 2015, 09:42:33 PM »

more like smellazar

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #34859 on:** May 04, 2015, 10:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on May 04, 2015, 07:46:11 PM

i mean seriously roidhead, this salazar character could be in the mueseum of dumb faces as like a main attraction

he has a v. dumb face.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #34860 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:27:00 AM »

If Rafi from The League got a major hair cut, he would look like Smellazar.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #34861 on:** May 05, 2015, 07:24:27 AM »

"my name is carlos carrasco and i poop my pants a little bit every time i throw a pitch."

mocat · « **Reply #34862 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:45:38 AM »

do this guy now! (lonnie chisenhall is his IRL actual name)

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #34863 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:18:01 AM »

Quote from: mocat on May 05, 2015, 09:45:38 AM

"sometimes people confuse me for that houston texans quarterback, the one who had half a ear and wasn't very good, and i just go with it because he is actually more attractive and a better athlete than me and played for a more successful sports franchise, then i go home and cry myself to sleep every night because i'm an ugly, untalented loser who has to live in cleveland for the majority of the year."

mocat · « **Reply #34864 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:52:38 AM »

hmmm not that good roidhead. i think maybe Lonnie is the type of guy that finds crusty old poop in his butt hairs.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #34865 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:56:21 AM »

His hair looks like his mom cuts it. Also, she sucks so bad she got his ear.

mocat · « **Reply #34866 on:** May 05, 2015, 11:10:00 AM »

"neck beards are popular now, right? i think i'll grow one"

mocat · « **Reply #34867 on:** May 05, 2015, 11:12:24 AM »

"yeah maybe two years ago!

" - nick swisher

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #34868 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:41:15 PM »

Quote from: mocat on May 05, 2015, 10:52:38 AM

hmmm not that good roidhead.

i will always try my best, but i'm not going to hit a dong every time.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #34869 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:46:25 PM »

Quote from: mocat on May 05, 2015, 09:45:38 AM

do this guy now! (lonnie chisenhall is his IRL actual name)

mocat · « **Reply #34870 on:** May 05, 2015, 02:22:57 PM »

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #34871 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:01:23 PM »

Allie Smithenhall

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #34872 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:02:17 PM »

sounds about right

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #34873 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:09:29 PM »

We must be on to something here. The Indians switched the photo on us.

bones129 · « **Reply #34874 on:** May 05, 2015, 04:02:07 PM »

Holland off the DL tomorrow. Herrera's appeals were heard yesterday. Decision also expected tomorrow.