The Royals

[Cartierfor3]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/31264/tyler-matzek

This is the guy the Rockies will start against Shields when I attend the game at Coors Field 

His game by game stats OMG 


http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/gamelog/_/id/31264/tyler-matzek

[kso_FAN]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/31264/tyler-matzek

This is the guy the Rockies will start against Shields when I attend the game at Coors Field 

His game by game stats OMG 


http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/gamelog/_/id/31264/tyler-matzek

He's only given up 16 earned runs in August.

[mocat]

this guy's for real actual name is Jed 

[mocat]

actual photo of Lester:

did you guys get this one? where's stevesie?

[Cartierfor3]

I got it mocat, but it was only like a 3 taco, maybe only 2

[mocat]

The Oakland A's have two players with more than 10 home runs so far.
The Kansas City Royals have three players with more than 10 home runs so far.

 

[mocat]

i have more than enough zeal to go around guys, anybody running low?

[Cartierfor3]

Zeal test:

mocat compare our stud catcher Salvador Perez to a guitar player. Like, if he was a guitar player, who would he be?

[WildcatNkilt]

MLB.com is showing the Royals/A's game today as the "Free Game of the Day."

http://mlb.mlb.com/mediacenter/index.jsp?c_id=mlb

Fantastic since it will not air on Fox Sports today!

[Asteriskhead]

Zeal test:

mocat compare our stud catcher Salvador Perez to a guitar player. Like, if he was a guitar player, who would he be?

Not mocat, but:

[420seriouscat69]

actual photo of Lester:

did you guys get this one? where's stevesie?

American Beauty. He's starring at his daughters friend who's hot and we're hot?!!!

[mocat]

Zeal test:

mocat compare our stud catcher Salvador Perez to a guitar player. Like, if he was a guitar player, who would he be?

Salvador Perez knows how to maintain a steady rhythm but then all of a sudden build it up into an epic crescendo, whether it be a wailing guitar solo or a surprise throw to first. Creative with key selection, tempo, and time signature, and ever the inventor of catchy hooks, Sal is the total package, with a strong back catalogue and a long future in the industry.

Salvadaor Perez is David Gilmour

[mocat]

Zeal test:

mocat compare our stud catcher Salvador Perez to a guitar player. Like, if he was a guitar player, who would he be?

Not mocat, but:

Jarrod Dyson is Kirk Hammett.

"Oh you need me here? Ok I'll just do something amazing real quick" is kind of the quote that sums up Jarrod "Kirk Hammett" Dyson. Quietly accepting his role behind the scenes and not in the every day lineup of songwriting duties, Dyson continues to impress when called upon. Whether it be a live rendition of "Little Wing", the heartfelt solo in "Unforgiven", or a spontaneous backflip in center field, Dyson delivers. He also leads the team in stolen bases and wah wah pedal usage.

here is a photo of Jarrod giving us a glimpse of the classic "horns" hand configuration

[Cartierfor3]

mocat the zealot

[Asteriskhead]

Okay, now do Gordo.

[mocat]

James Shields = Jimmy Page.

It's like, jfc how many innings/riffs have you pitched/written? Unbelievable production for what seems like decades. Shields just churns out solid outing after solid outing, dazzling us with his array of weapons. You never know if it will be the violin bow, the double neck 12-string, the black and white rickenbacker, or the giant fender acoustic with a slide. But you know it will be 7 minutes or innings long and it will be fantastic. He is the hero of everyone who as ever picked up a baseball or guitar.

[mocat]

Alex Gordon is Eddie van Halen.

Alex skipped AAA-ball and ERUPTED onto the scene at a very young age.
But then he kind of sucked (remember "Women and Children First" ?  ) and Jamie Bluma was cryin.
So he was down in the minors for a while (the Hagar years) but then came back with a vengeance and went on to have a stellar career.
Much like Eddie, Alex started out playing a different position (drums on 3rd base) but ended up being lead guitar in left field.
Alex is known for his signature move, which is JUMPing to make a catch, causing the ball to be like "you really got me".
Also Alex was born in 1984.

[mocat]

ive got to stop, this is too much

[Cartierfor3]

ive got to stop, this is too much

mocat just one more. please. I wanna know about Ventura.

[mocat]

Erik Kratz starting at C today 

[mocat]

Perez, Cain, Infante all with the day off 

[mocat]

8 out of the 9 hitters in Oakland's lineup are lefties 

[SdK]

Why is it blacked out in my area?

[mocat]

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/CA45E5B5591111531794198683648_290ef35b3c8.2.1.16786369493326325670.mp4?versionId=QF9rkutOfCyQhzGJJUHxbw_7wrZmMzZD

 

[SdK]

Who's he pissed at?