Author Topic: White Players (Read 5432 times)

1/64th · « **on:** February 11, 2010, 08:33:25 AM »

Watching our sister school last night got me thinking.....If our team had white players, what kind of white players would you prefer? Would you prefer Duke type whities all with the same haircut etc. Or would you prefer European type whities with funny names but can (stereotype) shoot the ball and play any position? Or would you prefer the whitie who doesn't know he's white (Jason Williams)? If I could pick any whitie to have on our team it would be Chris "Birdman" Anderson of the Denver Nuggets. He would have to change his nickname though, possibly to Catman or something. So what whitie would you like on our team?

Trim · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:33:54 AM »

Welker/Werner/Trim types.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:35:40 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:36:36 AM »

12 Wes Welkers

1/64th · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:49:07 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 11, 2010, 08:36:36 AM

12 Wes Welkers

True, you can never have to many WWT (Wes Welker Types).

KITNfury · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:54:44 AM »

A hardnosed floor leader that lives for the big moment. Someone able to rise to the occasion when his team needs an impact play. Someone who has range to 23 feet, even if he shoots it in front of his face - a poor shot trait that could hurt at times

kso_FAN · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2010, 08:58:28 AM »

I'd rather have Ed McCaffrey types. JMHO.

1/64th · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2010, 09:07:13 AM »

Fantastic Wes Welker article.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/everyone_at_hospital_already_hates

canadian_breeze · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2010, 11:51:43 AM »

got some elite info that justin werner is considering returning as a walk for next year's team

doom · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2010, 11:52:47 AM »

Will Spradling types. Basically any white kid we get I want to have stolen from Lon.

GetFipps · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2010, 11:55:19 AM »

Voskul. we can break him out only when we play ourselves.

kcchiefdav · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2010, 11:56:22 AM »

I want my white players to be albino black people...like, literally albino. Assuming the albino gene doesn't effect any of the good athlete genes.

pike · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:03:14 PM »

I don't want any white people. I think the fact that were having our best season in 30 years and we have no whities is not a coincidence

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:17:04 PM »

I think this question is inappropriate considering it's Black history month.

1/64th · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:28:52 PM »

Quote from: I_have_purplewood on February 11, 2010, 12:17:04 PM

I think this question is inappropriate considering it's Black history month.

No, it IS appropriate considering it's black history month. We are celebrating our black superiority. It's like saying, what if we had a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on our math club, what kind of Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) would you want......uknowwutimean???

catzacker · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:29:02 PM »

Hate white players for the most part. And I especially hate the Jarrod Haase/Tyrel Reed/Aaron Scwafdanadruger/Steve Henson type players. Give me a team full of jeff Boschee's and jason williams' and bill lambert's and jason sutherland's...complete and total f'ing dicks. if you're going to be white, you should be a cocky and dirty f*ck, not some try hard white guy. it's entirely more pleasing to watch that way.

mcmwcat · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:31:35 PM »

Quote from: catzacker on February 11, 2010, 12:29:02 PM

Hate white players for the most part. And I especially hate the Jarrod Haase/Tyrel Reed/Aaron Scwafdanadruger/Steve Henson type players. Give me a team full of jeff Boschee's and jason williams' and bill lambert's and jason sutherland's...complete and total f'ing dicks. if you're going to be white, you should be a cocky and dirty f*ck, not some try hard white guy. it's entirely more pleasing to watch that way.

morningstar

old bastard

ksuwizard · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:39:12 PM »

Quote from: pike on February 11, 2010, 12:03:14 PM

I don't want any white people. I think the fact that were having our best season in 30 years and we have no whities is not a coincidence

I miss DK....

nicname · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:44:59 PM »

Quote from: catzacker on February 11, 2010, 12:29:02 PM

Hate white players for the most part. And I especially hate the Jarrod Haase/Tyrel Reed/Aaron Scwafdanadruger/Steve Henson type players. Give me a team full of jeff Boschee's and jason williams' and bill lambert's and jason sutherland's...complete and total f'ing dicks. if you're going to be white, you should be a cocky and dirty f*ck, not some try hard white guy. it's entirely more pleasing to watch that way.

Exactly. I didn't like him when I was a kid but Laettner was of this mold as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwYVTB2rZw

CNS · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:46:58 PM »

Quote from: 1/64th on February 11, 2010, 08:33:25 AM

Watching our sister school last night got me thinking.....If our team had white players, what kind of white players would you prefer? Would you prefer Duke type whities all with the same haircut etc. Or would you prefer European type whities with funny names but can (stereotype) shoot the ball and play any position? Or would you prefer the whitie who doesn't know he's white (Jason Williams)? If I could pick any whitie to have on our team it would be Chris "Birdman" Anderson of the Denver Nuggets. He would have to change his nickname though, possibly to Catman or something. So what whitie would you like on our team?

I wouldn't mind a 5-star one.

gokatgo · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2010, 01:12:56 PM »

Dr. tylerhughes · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2010, 01:20:28 PM »

at what point can we call Krzyzewski racist...

I mean, last year there were 2 white players in the top 55 coming out of high school. He took both of them (and no one else).

Last night, he played all white (considering that Nolan is beasley's only white friend).

Imagine how good they will be when he gets with the times and gets some real athletes on his team

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2010, 01:21:25 PM »

THIS THREAD IS RACIST!

1/64th · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2010, 01:30:32 PM »

If being racist means believing that black people play basketball better than white people, then yes...I am racist. But I'm part black so I can't be racist. So there. BTW, I just asked my all black friend/coworker if this was racist......he says no. Just fact.

Dr. tylerhughes · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2010, 01:33:49 PM »

Quote from: 1/64th on February 11, 2010, 01:30:32 PM

If being racist means believing that black people play basketball better than white people, then yes...I am racist. But I'm part black so I can't be racist. So there. BTW, I just asked my all black friend/coworker if this was racist......he says no. Just fact.

thanks that clears up a lot...

Only one problem, I'm 100% white. If i believe that, am I racist?

TIA

Author Topic: White Players (Read 5432 times)

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