Forgot to put on a belt today

[_33]

 

[steve dave]

feels really weird huh

[_33]

feels really weird huh

Yeah.  I think everyone is making fun of me behind my back. Should put my jacket back on?  It's kind of hot in here though.

[steve dave]

The jacket idea is a good one if it's bearable.  The worst is going to the bathroom.  You button up and you're done.  You feel like your dong's hanging out or something.  Just awful.  

[Pittcat]

I agree with every post in this thread so far.  Forgotten Belt Day is not a day to be celebrated.

[_33]

The jacket idea is a good one if it's bearable.  The worst is going to the bathroom.  You button up and you're done.  You feel like your dong's hanging out or something.  Just awful.  

I first noticed at the urinal.  Went to undo the belt without looking and my fingers couldn't find it.  Looked down and 

[Kat Kid]

you know who is laughing at you?

[Kat Kid]

I wonder if fogetting your belt day is like scott disik's wear a belt day?

[steve dave]

I wonder if fogetting your belt day is like scott disik's wear a belt day?

 

[_33]

I wonder if fogetting your belt day is like scott disik's wear a belt day?

If he feels uncomfortable and humiliated while wearing a belt then they are pretty much the same.

[bonercat]

I too am having a terrible fashion day as I put on a tan sweater right before rushing to work, not thinking about my tan cargo pants that it is obviously clashing with.

Today I'm Mister Tan Man.

[steve dave]

My black shirt has picked up some white fuzz and I don't have a lint roller.  Kinda feel gross. 

[CNS]

I too am having a terrible fashion day as I put on a tan sweater right before rushing to work, not thinking about my tan cargo pants that it is obviously clashing with.

Today I'm Mister Tan Man.

Sounds like a wonderful uniform.  Add a name tag and take out my trash.

[CNS]

My black shirt has picked up some white fuzz and I don't have a lint roller.  Kinda feel gross. 

Obviously you need more fuzz.  Change the look.  Will look intentional. 

Note:does not work with pet hair.

[_33]

I thought we were talking about me?

[WillieWatanabe]

I too am having a terrible fashion day as I put on a tan sweater right before rushing to work, not thinking about my tan cargo pants that it is obviously clashing with.

Today I'm Mister Tan Man.

Sounds like a wonderful uniform.  Add a name tag and take out my trash.

OK, i lol'd on this one.

[EllToPay]

I thought we were talking about me?

_33, do you work in the KC area? I've got a couple belts in my trunk for emergency purposes, I can swing by your office and lend you one...? What's your waist size?

[pissclams]

two things-
1) no belt day is no where near as bad as wrong color belt day.  holy crap do i hate that day.

2) you should always have at least one (pref 2) lint rollers at your desk at work.  GMAFB.

[Dr Rick Daris]

extra things that i keep at work just in case

pair of socks- in case the parking lot is really wet and the socks get wet. worst thing in the world is wet socks.
pair of shoes- read above
long sleeve shirt- in case the place i work at is really cold for some reason when you think it would be hot.
short sleeve shirt- read above but opposite

[CNS]

I keep:

1. small can of almonds - for when I work really late and don't get dinner
2. pouch of tuna(rough ridin' love albacore)  - for when I have to work late and don't get dinner
3. shoe polish - for when I have a meeting and my shoes look like crap

[ew2x4]

I forgot a belt once. Never again. Luckily, my shirt was kind of long, so I pulled it out and muffin topped it just a little so that people think there could be a belt under it. A pretty bad solution, but it made it semi-bearable.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I keep:

1. small can of almonds - for when I work really late and don't get dinner
2. pouch of tuna(effing love albacore)  - for when I have to work late and don't get dinner
3. shoe polish - for when I have a meeting and my shoes look like crap

you should eat the polish and use the tuna on your shoes one day and see if anybody says anthing.

[CNS]

I keep:

1. small can of almonds - for when I work really late and don't get dinner
2. pouch of tuna(effing love albacore)  - for when I have to work late and don't get dinner
3. shoe polish - for when I have a meeting and my shoes look like crap

you should eat the polish and use the tuna on your shoes one day and see if anybody says anthing.

What do I do with the almonds in that scenario?   

[pissclams]

I forgot a belt once. Never again. Luckily, my shirt was kind of long, so I pulled it out and muffin topped it just a little so that people think there could be a belt under it. A pretty bad solution, but it made it semi-bearable.

i've employed the muffin top technique as well. 

[jtksu]

No belt day sucks but it's nothing compared to no deoderant day.  I know own some sort of hideous bright green speedstick because that's what the sell at gas stations.  It's really musky, but it's better than nothing, I guess.