"jewgo ta stayt!?" That usually works.
fwiw most folks just come up to you (if you are one of those ppl that other ppl gravitate towards).
The other day the manager of a local Hooters would NOT stop chatting me up about how excited he was about the VahTech/State game, and how his ugly wife went to KSU. I'm like dude do you not see hot sauce on my lips and boobs in the twinkle of my eye?
If example KSU'r ppl have a child though, they tend to run away because they know what a crazy party school KSU is.
