Author Topic: Best animal (Read 22971 times)

SleepFighter · « **Reply #50 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM »

fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #51 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:36:30 AM »

Serval.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #52 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM

fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

_33 · « **Reply #53 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM »

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM

Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #54 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:53:07 AM »

Quote from: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

Hummingbird. That crap can hover.

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #55 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:58:00 AM »

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:53:07 AM

Quote from: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

Hummingbird. That crap can hover.

If I was a humingbird I would spend all day worrying about diabetes.

KITNfury · « **Reply #56 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:58:21 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 09, 2010, 11:58:33 PM

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"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology. A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion. He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville. Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer. Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

Have you ever smelled moldy laundry? That's homeboy's scent. Also, it would take 6 hours for him to roll a joint, get you a water, bust out the snacks. You'd basically be caring for an invalid every time you swung by. If you thought conversations with tree-beard were long and boring, wait til Sloth got a hold of you. Always forgetting what he was calling to ask you about, long silences on the phone before ".........um.............never...........um........never?......................mind."

It would be like watching a moldy towlie on super slo-mo. I prefer Ronnie. GTL? Barber shop? Bamboo? Sign me up.

without mongoose, go ahead and sign yourself up for an awful cobra problem at too...

pic of mongoose throwing down in India.

steve dave · « **Reply #57 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:59:32 AM »

harrier jet

Pete · « **Reply #58 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:08:07 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Wichita on February 10, 2010, 09:58:00 AM

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:53:07 AM
Quote from: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

Hummingbird. That crap can hover.

If I was a humingbird I would spend all day worrying about diabetes.

Never thought about that....HUGE point. That's horrifying.

SleepFighter · « **Reply #59 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:11:14 AM »

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM

Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Better to burn out, then fade away.

SleepFighter · « **Reply #60 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:12:10 AM »

Quote from: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano? GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down. UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #61 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:16:05 AM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:11:14 AM

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Better to burn out, then fade away.

Do you know what a fly's diet generally consists of?

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #62 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:18:59 AM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:12:10 AM

Quote from: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano? GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down. UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dude, this is a rough ridin' terrible idea. You need to accept this and move on.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #63 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:20:04 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 10, 2010, 10:16:05 AM

Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Better to burn out, then fade away.

Do you know what a fly's diet generally consists of?

Have to be a little white grub before you can be a fly.

Pete · « **Reply #64 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:20:57 AM »

Quote from: PandaXpanda on February 10, 2010, 10:18:59 AM

Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano? GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down. UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dude, this is a fracking terrible idea. You need to accept this and move on.

Yep. This reminds me of the Garth Brooks song, "Unanswered Prayers." Sure, you think you want to be a fly, but you should be thankful you aren't, bro.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #65 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:23:07 AM »

changed mine...rabbit.

You get to eff all the time...

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #66 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:26:59 AM »

Was thinking rabbit, but my dog hates them so they must suck. Prob go with polar bear. Their lives pretty much suck but they are adorable.

sys · « **Reply #67 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:35:03 AM »

hey you dumbass hayseeds. this is a best animal to have thread. you can watch it, snuggle w. it, eat it, laugh @ it, eff it or use it to wipe your ass. but you can't rough ridin' be it. that's a different thread that you'll prob find on some asian gamer board.

SleepFighter · « **Reply #68 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:42:16 AM »

Quote from: sys on February 10, 2010, 10:35:03 AM

hey you dumbass hayseeds. this is a best animal to have thread. you can watch it, snuggle w. it, eat it, laugh @ it, shazbot! it or use it to wipe your ass. but you can't fracking be it. that's a different thread that you'll prob find on some asian gamer board.

Pfffft

Like anyone would want to do any of those things to/with a racoon.

steve dave · « **Reply #69 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:43:01 AM »

Quote from: sys on February 10, 2010, 10:35:03 AM

hey you dumbass hayseeds. this is a best animal to have thread. you can watch it, snuggle w. it, eat it, laugh @ it, eff it or use it to wipe your ass. but you can't rough ridin' be it. that's a different thread that you'll prob find on some asian gamer board.

pfftt

sys · « **Reply #70 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:46:15 AM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:42:16 AM

Like anyone would want to do any of those things to/with a racoon.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #71 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:56:37 AM »

Quote from: Pete on February 10, 2010, 10:20:57 AM

Quote from: PandaXpanda on February 10, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano? GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down. UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dude, this is a fracking terrible idea. You need to accept this and move on.

Yep. This reminds me of the Garth Brooks song, "Unanswered Prayers." Sure, you think you want to be a fly, but you should be thankful you aren't, bro.

Just ask Jeff Goldblum how it worked out for him...

SleepFighter · « **Reply #72 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:59:15 AM »

Quote from: PandaXpanda on February 10, 2010, 10:56:37 AM

Quote from: Pete on February 10, 2010, 10:20:57 AM
Quote from: PandaXpanda on February 10, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano? GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down. UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dude, this is a fracking terrible idea. You need to accept this and move on.

Yep. This reminds me of the Garth Brooks song, "Unanswered Prayers." Sure, you think you want to be a fly, but you should be thankful you aren't, bro.

Just ask Jeff Goldblum how it worked out for him...

The problem wasn't being a fly, the problem was being a freaky mutant. He couldn't even fly. I mean what's the point of being a fly if you can't fly, and land upside down, and eavesdrop and stuff?

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #73 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:00:23 AM »

Quote from: Pete on February 09, 2010, 08:12:24 PM

Quote from: D-FRED-BROWN on February 09, 2010, 08:04:48 PM
Proboscis monkey...

Pssssssst.....that monkey is a fracking drunk, dude.

I knew that monkey reminded me of Bob Huggins!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #74 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:02:21 AM »

Most animals can eavesdrop, if that is your criteria. I know when I am planning to do all sorts of secrety stuff like steal websites/emoticons, I don't worry about the rough ridin' dog that just strolled into the room and sat down.