Best animal

[Kat Kid]

The Chamber

That's just a skunk with a fancy haircut and you know it.

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.  These animals are the best to have on your side.  They are like Ronnie with brains and no wet blanket gf.

[Dugout DickStone]

Love the mongoose.

kills cobras?  check
good pet?  sure
tricked out free style bike?  bingbang

+1
Totally grew up with Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

The good pet got me thinking of that story. Couldn't remember in the end if he would be better off free or not. But he did kill that snake in the bathtub right?

And his bitch too....

[jtksu]

The Chamber

That's just a skunk with a fancy haircut and you know it.

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.  These animals are the best to have on your side.  They are like Ronnie with brains and no wet blanket gf.

Dude, my pet sloth would make that so called "The Chamber" his own personal bitch and your pathetic polecat would just lay there and take it.  Plus, I bet that badger has sticky fingers.  Dude just looks like he's trying to decide what he's gonna steal next.

[Kat Kid]

"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

[Dugout DickStone]

"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

That badger looks like some punk from The Jersey Shore.

[Kat Kid]

"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

That badger looks like some punk from The Jersey Shore.

If by punk you mean to say:  Awesome, fist-pumping, cage-fighting, board-walk owning Wingman then yeah pretty much spot-on.

[jtksu]

"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

[Dugout DickStone]

"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

That badger looks like some punk from The Jersey Shore.

If by punk you mean to say:  Awesome, fist-pumping, cage-fighting, board-walk owning Wingman then yeah pretty much spot-on.

Beware the badger robbery.

[Kat Kid]

"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

Have you ever smelled moldy laundry?  That's homeboy's scent.  Also, it would take 6 hours for him to roll a joint, get you a water, bust out the snacks.  You'd basically be caring for an invalid every time you swung by.  If you thought conversations with tree-beard were long and boring, wait til Sloth got a hold of you.  Always forgetting what he was calling to ask you about, long silences on the phone before ".........um.............never...........um........never?......................mind."

It would be like watching a moldy towlie on super slo-mo.  I prefer Ronnie.  GTL?  Barber shop?  Bamboo?  Sign me up.

[jtksu]

"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

Have you ever smelled moldy laundry?  That's homeboy's scent.  Also, it would take 6 hours for him to roll a joint, get you a water, bust out the snacks.  You'd basically be caring for an invalid every time you swung by.  If you thought conversations with tree-beard were long and boring, wait til Sloth got a hold of you.  Always forgetting what he was calling to ask you about, long silences on the phone before ".........um.............never...........um........never?......................mind."

It would be like watching a moldy towlie on super slo-mo.  I prefer Ronnie.  GTL?  Barber shop?  Bamboo?  Sign me up.

Hanging with sloth would be like hanging with The Dude.  Yeah, he does take FOREVER to roll a J and he wears a bathrobe like 75% of the time, but he's good people.  Maybe a little to into the Grateful Dead, but good people.

[Dugout DickStone]

"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

Have you ever smelled moldy laundry?  That's homeboy's scent.  Also, it would take 6 hours for him to roll a joint, get you a water, bust out the snacks.  You'd basically be caring for an invalid every time you swung by.  If you thought conversations with tree-beard were long and boring, wait til Sloth got a hold of you.  Always forgetting what he was calling to ask you about, long silences on the phone before ".........um.............never...........um........never?......................mind."

It would be like watching a moldy towlie on super slo-mo.  I prefer Ronnie.  GTL?  Barber shop?  Bamboo?  Sign me up.

without mongoose, go ahead and sign yourself up for an awful cobra problem at too...



pic of mongoose throwing down in India.

[BigCat]

lol sloths obviously ripe for comedy when being viewed by frat boys on vacation

[SuperG]

Sugar Glider - Best Animal!!!!

[steve dave]

raccoon

[sys]

for petting: dog
for eating: cow

snakes for most everything else.

[Saulbadguy]

cat

[sys]

almost forgot,

for cuteness: raccoon

[Jeffy]

Either the Platypus or the Poison Dart Frog.

[sys]

saw a short documentary thing recently that featured a raccoon dog that got in a fight with a raccoon.  the fight was in germany.

[steve dave]

saw a short documentary thing recently that featured a raccoon dog that got in a fight with a raccoon.  the fight was in germany.

raccoon dogs look remarkebly like raccoons in the face.  Curious what the advantages of the fur pattern are to have caused (earmuffs jeffy) evolution to make them end up like that.

[WildcatNkilt]

I'm on board with the penguin.  I've always wanted one, and you don't have to worry about them flying away on ya.  They dress to impress.

[_33]

I'm on board with the penguin.  I've always wanted one, and you don't have to worry about them flying away on ya.  They dress to impress.

Yeah, I don't need my pet making me feel like a slob.  Penguins are so smug.

[asava]

just throwin this out there... the wolverine.

[Pete]

A lot of stupid rough ridin' posts in this thread. 

The best animal is the blue whale.  They are the largest animal on earth (don’t give me that crap about “dinosaurs,” because they are mythical like gnomes, trolls, and eskimos).  In a pinch, they can live on land.  Also, they can hold their breath longer than anyone I have ever met.  AND, they eat shrimp.  Shrimp are delicious, though I admit that raw shrimp are gross.

[pissclams]

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