I think we need to legalize sports gambling and tax it (income and excise, and of course estate). Right now the mob (and college frat guys) control all the revenue from sports gambling and have essentially created a 10% arbitrage known as "juice" (assuming they have the requisite "muscle" to collect outstanding balances) on the amount of money they accept bets on. This is unfair to the average Joe just trying to make sports "more interesting".
Legalizing this would free up countless federal and state investigators so they may focus on "real criminals" and thus save millions, or even billions, of tax dollars. It also simultaneously cuts off an arm of "the black market" or "organized crime". Obviously the only reason it's legal in Nevada is because of "Big Mafia" and their crazy effed up lobby/henchmen the "UAW" and "SEIU".
There are no known "unintended consequences" of doing this, nobody gets hurt, people should be allowed to do what they want with their money. Win-Win for everyone. It's already legal in most countries for gods sake.
Talk amongst yourselves. Not a parody post, I want to gamble on sports (legally).