Would you rather......

[KSU_foo]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on a hardwood floor?

Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hiding in a leaf pile?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and hangs on the wall?

Art

[CrushNasty]

A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it.  We asked him what was up.  After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?".  We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up.  He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick. 

So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.

I think I used to live around you in college.


 

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A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it.  We asked him what was up.  After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?".  We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up.  He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick. 

So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.

I think I used to live around you in college.


 

Rock?

[CrushNasty]

Rock?

No. I was just playing. I didn't eff any dead chicks.  Nor did any my neighbors (that I know of).

[Matt Siebrant's Left Hand]

Q: Would you rather help a friend out (Dlew12) from the police or continue to  at Pizza Bar in PNL ?
P.S. eff YOU DLEW12 my eye still burns from the pepper spray.

[KSU_foo]

Q: Would you rather help a friend out (Dlew12) from the police or continue to  at Pizza Bar in PNL ?
P.S. eff YOU DLEW12 my eye still burns from the pepper spray.

 

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[Sugar Dick]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on a hardwood floor?

Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hiding in a leaf pile?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

   Sugar Dick loves bad jokes!!!


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No Eye Deer (get it no idear (hick way of saying idea)) 


What do you call a deer with no legs????

still no eye deer 

[doom]

I'd rather lose my penis.  It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.

Agreed.  Wouldn't even be able to whack off.

But if your lose your penis what good is your right arm?

[Matt Siebrant's Left Hand]

Kiss a hawt girl or own a jetpack?