goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat

[TBL]

Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

Always visualized you as more Gorilla-ish.

You're way off.  Think of me as 'clams without the anti-sodium obsession, and not Auschwitz thin.

Must have been the "Pitt" part. So what you're saying is you'd be good eating?

[JimmySnuka]

Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.

1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort  to cram you into your home oven?

Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.

Thanks in advance,
Snuka.

I understand your concerns.  And frankly, I would raise the same questions to you given the same situation.

1)  It's not.  Period.
2)  2 to 3 on average.
3)  No.
4)  Standard stuff, but I would suggest Woeber's Jalepeno Mustard...amazing stuff.
5)  Cram into an oven?  Not many.  Maybe 3 or 4.

Your turn.

Don't make this about me.

[CrushNasty]

_Fanw ever make it over to goEMAW?...no?... ok, well then, let me think.... (just kidding you sick fucks)


LSOC sounds like it'd be nice lean cuts, and maybe spiced with some Ging, b/c that sounds like a spice or seasoning.

Tall glass of ________ to wash it down.   ??

[Pittcat]

Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.

1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort  to cram you into your home oven?

Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.

Thanks in advance,
Snuka.

I understand your concerns.  And frankly, I would raise the same questions to you given the same situation.

1)  It's not.  Period.
2)  2 to 3 on average.
3)  No.
4)  Standard stuff, but I would suggest Woeber's Jalepeno Mustard...amazing stuff.
5)  Cram into an oven?  Not many.  Maybe 3 or 4.

Your turn.

Don't make this about me.

You son of a bitch.

[HeinBallz]

what?  No one wants a side of heinballz?  feeling really left out here guys. 










whatever, your loss.   

[TBL]

what?  No one wants a side of heinballz?  feeling really left out here guys. 










whatever, your loss.   

Seems like something you'd get from a street vendor. Meh.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Winterz.  Like the human version of veal.

[TBL]

Winterz.  Like the human version of veal.

Kinda stringy. Like a squirrel.

[Scary Smart]

If somebody had already eaten tylerhughes, I'd probably eat HugeUpside. His body would taste like corn dogs and his blood would resemble Diet Mountain Dew Code Red.

[Scary Smart]

On second thought, give me bigDcat. I love mexican food.

[Joker]

What exactly makes tylerhughes so delicious?  Is it his love for small boys?