Honestly, I would suggest myself. I live the life of a kobe beef bovine. I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis. Superb marbling, without excessive fat.
OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.
1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort to cram you into your home oven?
Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.
Thanks in advance,
Snuka.