Author Topic: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition (Read 7743 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **on:** October 22, 2010, 01:10:50 AM »

Seems like everybody I drank with in college always gets drunk and talks about driving down for Mardi Gras but they never actually do. "But no, for REAL this time, not like those other times we talked about it--this year we're totally gonna do it."

Dr. Spaceman, Kats65, and I always got drunk and made tentative plans to go to Baton Rouge to experience an LSU football game. Talked about it for years, never actually went. Never sniffed going, actually. Then after college I moved to Baton Rouge and lived there for three years and it was a complete shithole. Thank God when we were 'planning' that road trip that we were just actually really drunk and incapable of putting anything concrete together.

at the thought of driving 17 hours only to end up in Baton Rouge.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:18:21 AM »

Buying a gigantic Star Wars lego construction set, like the Millenium Falcon, Death Star or something like that, and spending a weekend putting it together.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:21:34 AM »

Usually when I make a big plan, I actually follow through with it.

jtksu · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:23:19 AM »

I

this thread idea!

Pittcat · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:39:03 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on October 22, 2010, 09:23:19 AM

Have sex with a girl...a real one.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:42:27 AM »

One time we were gonna have a ninja turtles party in the tunnels that run underneath the buildings on campus. Planned to get wasted down there, then order a pizza to the tunnel entrance and then covertly reach up to give the money to the pizza guy, exposing only a green three-fingered hand coming out of a trench coat (we planned to somehow fashion a green three-fingered hand cover thingy). Long story short, we ended up just getting drunk in Brittany Ridge for the 40,000th time instead.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:07:28 AM »

We were sitting around at our appartment accross form old stadium drinking and decided we should start a naked mile tadition. We ran a naked mile that night but the tradition never seemed to catch on.

And yes there were females involved

MeatSauce · « **Reply #7 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:08:31 AM »

Me and a bro made a pact to knife fight to the death in the Arizona desert on June 6, 2059.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #8 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:17:01 AM »

I challenged my bro to be the biggest Kazzu football fan he could be and attend all of the following road games: UCLA, Oregon, Miami, and Virginia Tech. I told him that if he did I'd buy him a stripper for his 33rd birthday.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #9 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:34:53 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 11:17:01 AM

I challenged my bro to be the biggest Kazzu football fan he could be and attend all of the following road games: UCLA, Oregon, Miami, and Virginia Tech. I told him that if he did I'd buy him a stripper for his 33rd birthday.

I don't think you can buy strippers you only rent them. Because nobody would really want to own one.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #10 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:35:21 AM »

My brother and I were going to put a 100,000 watt flame thrower radio station in the middle of the Dodge City-Garden City-Liberal Metroplex so there would be one decent FM station out there.

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:39:47 AM »

develop facebook application that takes you directly to the pictures of your facebook friends dressed like skanks and filters out the other garbage.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #12 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:06:06 PM »

Hooking up with that one girl over at the bar. No, not that one, dude -- the one in red.

bakerman · « **Reply #13 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:13:44 PM »

Buy a third tv for my apartment that only has mtv on it, at all times.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #14 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:19:57 PM »

Quote from: MeatSauce on October 22, 2010, 11:08:31 AM

Me and a bro made a pact to knife fight to the death in the Arizona desert on June 6, 2059.

lol, my friends and I are going to get hammered and drive off a cliff when we are all 80ish. Didn't set an exact date like you guys did, but similar I guess.

broXcore · « **Reply #15 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:24:48 PM »

actually start using protection on a regular basis

also, owning a bar

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on October 22, 2010, 12:13:44 PM

Buy a third tv for my apartment that only has mtv on it, at all times.

1/64th · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:38:36 PM »

I was going to open the world's first Krispy Kreme/Starbucks/Jamaican Ice shop...in Aggieville of course. And it would also serve beer.

Pete · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:52:38 PM »

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 22, 2010, 11:34:53 AM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 11:17:01 AM
I challenged my bro to be the biggest Kazzu football fan he could be and attend all of the following road games: UCLA, Oregon, Miami, and Virginia Tech. I told him that if he did I'd buy him a stripper for his 33rd birthday.

I don't think you can buy strippers you only rent them. Because nobody would really want to own one.

Huge point.

Joker · « **Reply #19 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Pete on October 22, 2010, 12:52:38 PM

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 22, 2010, 11:34:53 AM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 11:17:01 AM
I challenged my bro to be the biggest Kazzu football fan he could be and attend all of the following road games: UCLA, Oregon, Miami, and Virginia Tech. I told him that if he did I'd buy him a stripper for his 33rd birthday.

I don't think you can buy strippers you only rent them. Because nobody would really want to own one.

Huge point.

Yes, I believe you can only own hookers, not strippers.

pissclams · « **Reply #20 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:58:41 PM »

all these supposed "plans" have proven what a group of complete puds post here.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #21 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:12:23 PM »

true.

pissclams · « **Reply #22 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:21:34 PM »

SkinnyBenny, your plans are worthy, unlike most of these posters. Would love to hear what FFF plans when he's all juiced up.

dmartin · « **Reply #23 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:32:37 PM »

steal the bulldozer that they were using to build University Commons.

no wait, we did do that.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #24 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:50:16 PM »

Oh my God I bet FFF has some big dreams when he's all loosey-goosey.