crimes you have committed (allegedly)

[powercatmiller]

1) Urinating on federal property
2) ungodly amounts of wacky tobacky

Did have a friend who ran from the cops one night, ditched the car, ran to my house, changed clothes then called 911 and reported his car stolen.

[Pexikan]

"It ain't a crime if ya don't get caught." - House of Pain

[jtksu]

"Grass on the field, play ball!!". -Pexican.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Bought an 8 ball and a T and cashed it in one night.

Tranny?

[pike]

Smoking pot. Dealing adderall. 2 mips . Stole a zippo one time from the mall in high school

I also work with a guy convicted of first degree murder

[jtksu]

Details on the murder? 

[TBL]

Stood on a grassy knoll.

[jtksu]

I'm guessing it had something to do with some dude doing his wife/gf.

[pike]

Meth lab

[pike]

Nice guy, tho

[kitten_mittons]

My brother worked with a lady who had served time for murder.  She was at McDonalds with her sons, in the drive-thru.  Some guys in the car in front of them had their music really loud.  She yelled at them to turn it down, they got into an argument.  Bang, killed them.

He also worked at a casino, and about 5 months after he quit he found out that one of the ladies that he worked with had just been arrested for a murder she had committed 40 years prior.

[TBL]

Meth lab

 


Closet MU fan?

[Dr Rick Daris]

daris #4- trespassing. used to go pool hopping. only at private residences and only at night. once hit 13 in one night.

[TBL]

Flee and elude, trespassing, criminal damage to property, bad checks, driving while suspended, theft, suspicion of theft, wacky t'baccy, some various forms of powerded stuff, various forms of fungus, MIP.....and the list goes on.


 

[AbeFroman]

stole the rice cooker from Hunan in A'ville in the middle of drunk eating time one Sat. night.  It was a 5 man heist job that was executed brilliantly.  We do small jobs if anyone is interested.

oh hunan. Spent a lot of time in their walk in coolers grocery shopping. Too bad everything I grabbed usually turned out to be something completely different from what I thought I took. Breaded chicken? nope, shrimp flavored bread. Delicious steaks? nope, neck bones. Did get about 10 dozen eggs though.