crimes you have committed (allegedly)

[jtksu]

You know you're a badass when you smuggle stuff into Mexico.

[Brock Landers]

Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

[steve dave]

Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the crap with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the cac with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

you guys drove into matamoros 

[steve dave]

Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the cac with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

you guys drove into matamoros 

Yeah, W...T...F right!?

[Dr Rick Daris]

Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the cac with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

you guys drove into matamoros 

Yeah, W...T...F right!?

i just can't even imagine. i mean, wow. pretty incredible really. maybe the craziest thing that i've ever heard of though too.

[steve dave]

Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!!  

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the cac with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

you guys drove into matamoros  

Yeah, W...T...F right!?

i just can't even imagine. i mean, wow. pretty incredible really. maybe the craziest thing that i've ever heard of though too.

One of us (not me) spoke Spanish and kinda knew what was up and we found some old guy standing on the street where we parked and he talked to him a bit.  My re-inaction of the converstation:

guy I was with:  duche shat as  gisda tia;;g  sahsia;t   asdgio a  aeih g ;as g ire
this guy: sadf o ;f as ;aeae sdfh     sdfhasu  ausduubv xx ziduf
guy I was with: (hands him a 20) asd i bzzxzbv ziv  wiuerhwbB  WEIUOID  VOIADVBAW  WUEBR
this guy: (shaking his head and pointing around and then pointing at the ground) sld bd fuil ois dosif bbqliu  ubsdliue  uawbia vbuasldiu;g

And, in summary, the guy on the street sat by our car and smoked cigarettes and it was there when we got back and he was still standing there smoking cigarettes when we got back and we drove back across  Guy I was with was all, "Yeah, told him I'd pay him to watch the car and the guy was all "Yeah, you're lucky you did" ".  

[jtksu]

Saw a dude claim "hash pipe" on his customs ticket on our way back from Cancun.  Hilarious.

[bubbles4ksu]

Bought an 8 ball and a T and cashed it in one night.

[steve dave]

Bought an 8 ball and a T and cashed it in one night.

Not by yourself though 

[bubbles4ksu]

Most of the work was done by my own nose.

I slept about 15 minutes in 3 days. Cried in the shower when I saw the blood. Haven't messed with the stuff much since.

[SoberKatz]

Got UIP in the alley by Mr. Goodcents about a month ago.....

[steve dave]

Most of the work was done by my own nose.

I slept about 15 minutes in 3 days. Cried in the shower when I saw the blood. Haven't messed with the stuff much since.

sorry about that, if you ever run across it again let me know and I'll get rid of it for you.

[TBL]

Most of the work was done by my own nose.

I slept about 15 minutes in 3 days. Cried in the shower when I saw the blood. Haven't messed with the stuff much since.

sorry about that, if you ever run across it again let me know and I'll get rid of it for you.

It'll make you piss blood, too. :badmemories:

[DQ12]

Ging's phone is dead but he says, "I don't see much snow in the forecast, but boomers are in season if that sort of thing interests you. "

[steve dave]

Ging's phone is dead but he says, "I don't see much snow in the forecast, but boomers are in season if that sort of thing interests you. "

JFC.  It could never snow again in my lifetime and I could give a eff but that's a different story  

[jtksu]

3 days for a ball and a teen?  You must be a tremendous vagina.

[DQ12]

"An estimated 35 lines is a pretty good effort for anyone this side of Lindsay Lohan."-Ging

What on earth are you guys talking about anyways?  "Snow"?  It's the middle of October for goodness sakes!

[steve dave]

"An estimated 35 lines is a pretty good effort for anyone this side of Lindsay Lohan."-Ging

What on earth are you guys talking about anyways?  "Snow"?  It's the middle of October for goodness sakes!

Yeah, congrats on not being dead bro (also congrats on us partying during multiple hoops paks!)

[jtksu]

Actually kinda digging this second hand/hearsay posts from DLew/Ging.  An interesting BBS technique I had not come across before. 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Stole a road sign in Germany.  Tried carrying it in my sweatshirt, except it was about 10" wider than me.  It was my first time drunk.  Would have had to have left it with my host because I don't think German customs would have appreciated it.

Also stole the sign at the intersection of Milford Lake Road and Easy Jack Rd off I-70.  Got it for the Easy Jack for my friend, Jack.  I kept the Milford one.  Went there (4th of July 1994 or 95 iirc) with the intent to unscrew it, then realized we didn't have an allen wrench set, so I just broke it off.  Was the second time it had been stolen that summer.  They moved the post across the road after that.

Sent an e-mail to the vice principal that said "you are a bitch" from a school computer.  I was new to e-mail and thought you could unsend.  Got away with it because the clocks on the computers were off and she was a dumb bitch.

Fraternity bro of mine stole the American flag off the crane that was being used to build Hale--the first time.  Got stolen again later on.  Freaking crazy ass.

[jtksu]

Who steals an American flag?  Douches, that's who.

[stunz]

drove over the speed limit before

also made fake id's

[Dugout DickStone]

Numerous crimes of the heart.