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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2010, 11:56:09 AM »
Since this topic is here I want your opinions on something.  My wife texted me the other day and said she ordered a woody costume (toy story) on-line so I could dress just like 2 of my boys (6 & 3).  Thinking it was a joke I wrote back "are you going to be bo-peep?"  Well last week we get in the mail the most rediculouse cowboy costume known to man.  I was a little pissed to say the lest.  We do not have a halloween party to go to, she thought we would just wear our costumes when we took the kids trick or treating. 

What do you think about grown ups dressing up for holloween with out a specific party to go to?  My opinion is, it's stupid. 

if you wear that costume for halloween, you will lose all future man card eligibility

Why the eff would you not want to wear the costume? I look for any reason whatsoever to sport a costume. The fact that it's a piss poor cowboy 'stume in the first place, makes it awesome.  It's the little things in life that make the days go by. Bunch of effing dorks around here nowadays.
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2010, 12:01:34 PM »
I am going as Jaime Escalante (as portrayed by Edward James Olmos).

Incredible choice of costume. I may file this one away for future use. Can you imagine bellying up to the bar next to this Quimo and him lecturing you on some calc?? Would be an enjoyable evening.
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2010, 12:25:15 PM »
I am going as Jaime Escalante (as portrayed by Edward James Olmos).

Incredible choice of costume. I may file this one away for future use. Can you imagine bellying up to the bar next to this Quimo and him lecturing you on some calc?? Would be an enjoyable evening.

Just googled who that Jaime dude was...are you having a friend go as  Lou Diamond Phillip's character....haven't seen the film but by the looks of him I am guessing "petulant, seemingly 'unreachable' student who only Jaime could reach."  Basically a Pony Boy costume?  :dunno:

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2010, 12:31:18 PM »
I'm going to dress up like a major league baseball player, probably Fernando Valenzuala from back when he played for the Dodgers.  Might dress up like Robin Yount from the Brewers though.  Since I already have a Dodgers cap I prob will go as Fernando.

When you puds are lined up at the keg doing beer bongs and yacking it up with each other, me and my costume will be pulling major wool.  Sorry bros, life is unfair sometimes.


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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2010, 12:34:39 PM »
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2010, 12:40:13 PM »
About 10 years ago or so I dressed up as Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.  Khaki shorts with a weird khaki shirt and parted my hair in the middle.  Then i bought some rubber snakes from Wal Mart or something and had a few those hanging all over me.  Later on that nite I was walking around with one of the snakes dangling out of the fly of the shorts.   :fatty:

Then a few years ago after he got clipped by that stingray or whatever, at the next Halloween everyone was like "DUDE, you should have dug out your Steve Irwin costume!!"  Seemed like he got clipped only a month or so before Halloween so it would have been timely. 

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2010, 01:18:54 PM »
About 10 years ago or so I dressed up as Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.  Khaki shorts with a weird khaki shirt and parted my hair in the middle.  Then i bought some rubber snakes from Wal Mart or something and had a few those hanging all over me.  Later on that nite I was walking around with one of the snakes dangling out of the fly of the shorts.   :fatty:

Then a few years ago after he got clipped by that stingray or whatever, at the next Halloween everyone was like "DUDE, you should have dug out your Steve Irwin costume!!"  Seemed like he got clipped only a month or so before Halloween so it would have been timely. 

Yeah, I dressed as Steve Irwin the month after he died.  Bloody shirt & stingray included.  The nearly unanimous response was "too soon."  Whatever.
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2010, 01:19:52 PM »
this is how my crew is rolling for halloween:

bob ross
tiger woods ryder cup mustache guy
werewolf bar-mitzvah
billy ray/miley cyrus hybrid

really like the chilean miner idea, btw.

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2010, 01:21:43 PM »
this is how my crew is rolling for halloween:

bob ross
tiger woods ryder cup mustache guy
werewolf bar-mitzvah
billy ray/miley cyrus hybrid

really like the chilean miner idea, btw.

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2010, 01:25:28 PM »
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2010, 01:45:33 PM »
I'm going as muhammed.

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2010, 01:47:24 PM »
I'm going as muhammed.

Big cardboard box painted black with "censored" written on it.
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2010, 02:10:53 PM »
wow, a crew of really unoriginal dumbasses in this thread

why not dress up as snookie, the situation, and lady gaga too?!?!


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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2010, 02:20:55 PM »

tiger woods ryder cup mustache guy


I kinda sorta want to steal this idea.

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2010, 02:45:09 PM »

tiger woods ryder cup mustache guy


I kinda sorta want to steal this idea.
you should do it, it will just be you two that's dressed up like that.  go for it!!


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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2010, 04:01:50 PM »

tiger woods ryder cup mustache guy


I kinda sorta want to steal this idea.
you should do it, it will just be you two that's dressed up like that.  go for it!!

Last year at power and light they had a costume contest and the dude that won had a transformers costume.  He could lay down and "transform" into a car.  It was actually pretty cool, but looked like it would be expensive.

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2010, 04:42:11 PM »
at this year's power and light costume contest i'm going to wear my brand new ed hardy shirt and jeans, a flat billed new era cap, and a nice fake tan.  i'm going to dress up like someone who forgot it's Halloween. 


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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2010, 05:38:33 PM »
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2010, 06:40:55 PM »
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2010, 10:34:56 PM »
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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2010, 11:11:17 PM »
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The location is funnier than the picture.   ;)

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2010, 11:12:37 PM »
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wtf, Chings?

The location is funnier than the picture.   ;)

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2010, 11:38:24 PM »
Well, now we all know that TBL frequents hotgayblog.  You use an incognito window so you wife doesn't find out?

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2010, 11:48:06 PM »
Well, now we all know that TBL frequents hotgayblog.  You use an incognito window so you wife doesn't find out?

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Re: Halloween Costumes
« Reply #49 on: October 28, 2010, 01:12:09 PM »
at this year's power and light costume contest i'm going to wear my brand new ed hardy shirt and jeans, a flat billed new era cap, and a nice fake tan.  i'm going to dress up like someone who forgot it's Halloween. 

Sounds to me you are going as a douchbag, Great costume you should win!