I still wear old ass Lebrons that Jacob Pullen signed to play hoopball. Those babies have hit non court settings a handful of times.
One time I jumped high enough to grab the rim with two hands.
Why is it that my dad is only an inch taller and when he was my age he could two hand dunk like a champ and I cannot? Were his Kentucky blue blood genes watered down by marrying a woman from Long Island? I'll never know.
I like dunks. I do not like Dunkin Donuts.
