Author Topic: US National Soccer Thread (ALERT-VERY RACIST/DO NOT OPEN!) (Read 86362 times)

hemmy · « **Reply #275 on:** July 13, 2011, 01:38:34 PM »

Quote from: Trim on July 13, 2011, 01:07:15 PM

Quote from: bigwillie20 on July 13, 2011, 01:00:26 PM
Alex Morgan

:fapping:

Quote from: hemmy
:printing:

I don't even understand this inside joke about me...

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #276 on:** July 13, 2011, 02:36:35 PM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #277 on:** July 13, 2011, 02:46:37 PM »

Kat Kid · « **Reply #278 on:** July 13, 2011, 03:45:14 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on July 13, 2011, 01:38:34 PM

Quote from: Trim on July 13, 2011, 01:07:15 PM
Quote from: bigwillie20 on July 13, 2011, 01:00:26 PM
Alex Morgan

:fapping:

Quote from: hemmy
:printing:

I don't even understand this inside joke about me...

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #279 on:** July 13, 2011, 04:05:11 PM »

they need to lose. i cannot take this anymore.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #280 on:** July 13, 2011, 05:46:00 PM »

I think Hope Solo plays Dexter's sister on the show.

jtksu · « **Reply #281 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:39:34 PM »

You mean Dexter's ex-wife?

MakeItRain · « **Reply #282 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:34:10 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 13, 2011, 12:22:46 PM

Quote from: Limestone on July 13, 2011, 12:19:47 PM
The French team is gross.

Totally. Imagine how much body hair they have

'taterblast · « **Reply #283 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:41:10 PM »

no, no, probably

MakeItRain · « **Reply #284 on:** July 13, 2011, 08:05:12 PM »

don't be that guy. You would with all three and all of them are likely better than anything you have ever laid next to.

j-von · « **Reply #285 on:** July 13, 2011, 08:36:47 PM »

Fun game today. Japan looked really good but I'm glad we got them instead of Sweden.

Ali Krieger is the teams dark horse hottie.

Pendergast · « **Reply #286 on:** July 13, 2011, 09:14:32 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on July 13, 2011, 07:41:10 PM

no, no, probably

Quote from: MakeItRain on July 13, 2011, 08:05:12 PM

don't be that guy. You would with all three and all of them are likely better than anything you have ever laid next to.

Yeah, don't often agree with MIR, but you're full of crap, or sexually confused.

'taterblast · « **Reply #287 on:** July 13, 2011, 10:07:54 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on July 13, 2011, 08:05:12 PM

all of them are likely better than anything you have ever laid next to.

oh, are they?

'taterblast · « **Reply #288 on:** July 13, 2011, 10:09:22 PM »

i will also say, you can make any (most) girl(s) look decent in a professional photo shoot.

Pendergast · « **Reply #289 on:** July 13, 2011, 10:45:28 PM »

Just stop. Next you'll be talking about pointy elbows or something. You'd either hit it or you're gay. It's not a question of whether they're exceptionally hot, it's would you hit it? And the answer is yes, no question. I mean they play rough ridin' soccer, they could go for rough ridin' days and are more flexible than 99% of the population!

'taterblast · « **Reply #290 on:** July 13, 2011, 11:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Pendergast on July 13, 2011, 10:45:28 PM

It's not a question of whether they're exceptionally hot, it's would you hit it?

point taken. still stand by my argument that they aren't THAT good looking though.

Trim · « **Reply #291 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:54:05 AM »

I like the one on the right who's into getting choked.

felix rex · « **Reply #292 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:57:05 AM »

Quote from: Trim on July 14, 2011, 12:54:05 AM

I like the one on the right who's into getting choked.

I would let all three do tricks with my balls.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #293 on:** July 14, 2011, 09:17:58 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on July 13, 2011, 07:34:10 PM

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 13, 2011, 12:22:46 PM
Quote from: Limestone on July 13, 2011, 12:19:47 PM
The French team is gross.

Totally. Imagine how much body hair they have

Shopped

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #294 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:06:35 AM »

Quote from: emawblast on July 13, 2011, 10:09:22 PM

i will also say, you can make any (most) girl(s) look decent in a professional photo shoot.

And if you backlight then shop it.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #295 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:27:19 AM »

To me, either you would or you wouldn't. That's all that needs to be discussed. 1's or 0's.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #296 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:15:31 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 14, 2011, 09:17:58 AM

Quote from: MakeItRain on July 13, 2011, 07:34:10 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on July 13, 2011, 12:22:46 PM
Quote from: Limestone on July 13, 2011, 12:19:47 PM
The French team is gross.

Totally. Imagine how much body hair they have

Shopped

Yep, shopped from fat hairy gross 2s to fit hairless attractive 7s. The miracle of technology.

Incidentally this photo shoot was referenced during the USA/France match. These girls did this photo shoot with the hopes of attracting attention to the team in France.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #297 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:21:37 PM »

6's. Mostly because of fitness and age.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #298 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:11:03 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 14, 2011, 03:21:37 PM

6's. Mostly because of fitness and age.

true, you gotta give some credit for being in shape regardless of ugly faces/hairy crevices.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #299 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:40:09 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 14, 2011, 05:11:03 PM

true, you gotta give some credit for being in shape regardless of ugly faces/hairy crevices.

Keep fightin the good fight Abe, I'm sure you all have us all convinced by now that you are Jeteresque and your list of conquests look like this

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/featured/in-honor-of-no-3000-ranking-derek-jeters-greatest-hits/

forget those stank ass wenches, you lay it down with Jessica Alba