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Dear Old Ballz,
« on: October 07, 2010, 08:30:07 PM »
If Tyson Hartman sees 1 more minute of playing time this season, then I hope you have (another) heart attack.


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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 08:30:59 PM »
He's the worst football player in the world.

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 08:34:13 PM »
Sorry, I have LFBIQ. Please explain to me how one guy is responsible for their qb going for 209 rushing with 3 tds?

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 08:34:40 PM »
He's the worst football player in the world.

Somewhere Jesse Tetuan is breathing a sigh of relief.

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 08:35:33 PM »
Sorry, I have LFBIQ. Please explain to me how one guy is responsible for their qb going for 209 rushing with 3 tds?

Hartman's job is to stay back and keep everything in front of him.  He's been out of position every play tonight.  EVERY play.

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 08:39:08 PM »
Dear Old Ballz,

Happy freaking b-day. I really don't like you and you suck at coaching. Please, retire for good and let someone coach this team that doesn't care for Pinochio and who doesn't call college kids youngsters. Thanks.

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 08:40:46 PM »
He's the worst football player in the world.

Somewhere Jesse Tetuan is breathing a sigh of relief.

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2010, 08:42:02 PM »
Dear OB,

Just because you had an amazing birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese with the youngsters, that doesn't mean you can have a more vanilla gameplan than you had against Missouri State.

I mean, I totally know that you played in the ball pit for 14 minutes, and that you won like 5 gazillion tokens, but come on. 

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2010, 08:42:28 PM »
Everyone sucks.

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2010, 08:43:00 PM »
Chris Cosh. 

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2010, 08:43:27 PM »
Hartman again.    :facepalm:

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2010, 08:44:22 PM »
He's the worst football player in the world.

Seen Carson Coffman?

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2010, 08:45:27 PM »
Nevermind.  :facepalm:

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2010, 09:01:02 PM »
What has Old Ballz been doing for the past week and a half?

The game has past him by.  He needs to accept that and retire tomorrow morning.

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2010, 09:24:20 PM »
 :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2010, 09:26:38 PM »
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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2010, 07:51:39 AM »
Everyone sucks.
I actually LOL'd at this post as I was going to bed, slightly depressed. 

This post cheered me up.  THANKS MICHIGANCAT!!
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2010, 07:56:20 AM »
:cheers:

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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2010, 08:00:59 AM »
No need to get depressed about this . . . Mich summed it up perfectly.


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Re: Dear Old Ballz,
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2010, 08:03:24 AM »
No need to get depressed about this . . . Mich summed it up perfectly.


Always get pissed/upset after a KSU home loss.
Where did you get that overnight bag?