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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2010, 04:11:44 PM »
A 10PM femail kurfew would have prevented this.   :gocho:
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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2010, 04:12:48 PM »
Lacharlesia Edwards
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Kids would have had some fantastic names.

[quote]Charles Edwards said his daughter and Dunn have been dating since junior high school and have a 3-year-old son, Dillion, together. [/quote]

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Also I think the "walked into a door" line is better than this
 
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However, Edwards’ father, told FOXSports.com on Tuesday that the incident was an accident.

``She said it was an accident,” Charles Edwards told FOXSports.com. ``She said she sneaked up on him in the dark and he hit her by mistake. It wasn’t a fight at all.”

``She doesn’t want to press charges or anything like that,” he added. ``She’s torn up now that he’s been arrested.”



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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2010, 04:13:25 PM »
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She said she sneaked up on him in the dark and he hit her by mistake. It wasn’t a fight at all.

sounds fishy..
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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2010, 04:13:49 PM »
Nothing to see here folks, just a little prank.  She was hiding in the dark and when good 'ol, cleancut Lace came in the room, she yelled..."boooga, booga" and scared him.  His only reaction being the finely tuned athlete that he is, was to smash her jaw with a right hook.

I bet now more pranks for her.  She better not try anything while he is sleeping!

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2010, 04:15:27 PM »
How much does it cost to buy a man's protective instinct?

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2010, 04:24:39 PM »
How much does it cost to buy a man's protective instinct?

His daughter's name is Lacharlesia.  Probably around $50.
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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2010, 04:27:46 PM »
JFC, Drew is the Tom Osbourne of college basketball.

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2010, 04:35:30 PM »
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WACO POLICE DEPARTMENT
Sergeant Melvin Roseborough
Criminal Intelligence/PIO Unit
721 N. 4th
Waco, TX 76701
254/750-7596
[email protected]
EMBED Word.Picture.8
PUBLIC INFORMATION RELEASE
Lacedaruis Dunn arrested for Aggravated Assault after causing serious bodily injury to
girlfriend during domestic dispute.
September 27, 2010 officers were called to Hillcrest Hospital to investigate an assault. The
victim, -----------------, 21, of Waco, was suffering from a broken jaw. Ms. ------- and her
boyfriend Lacedaruis Dunn, 23, of Waco, had gotten into an argument when Mr. Dunn
punched her in the face. --------- was taken to Hillcrest Hospital to seek treatment for her
injuries from the assault.
Waco Police detectives obtained an arrest warrant for Mr. Dunn for Aggravated Assault,
Family Violence and he turned himself in to police on October 5, 2010
Dateline: October 5, 2010
Release Number: 646
Subject: Aggravated Assault
Contact: Sergeant Melvin Roseborough


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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2010, 04:38:08 PM »
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WACO POLICE DEPARTMENT
Sergeant Melvin Roseborough
Criminal Intelligence/PIO Unit
721 N. 4th
Waco, TX 76701
254/750-7596
[email protected]
EMBED Word.Picture.8
PUBLIC INFORMATION RELEASE
Lacedaruis Dunn arrested for Aggravated Assault after causing serious bodily injury to
girlfriend during domestic dispute.
September 27, 2010 officers were called to Hillcrest Hospital to investigate an assault. The
victim, -----------------, 21, of Waco, was suffering from a broken jaw. Ms. ------- and her
boyfriend Lacedaruis Dunn, 23, of Waco, had gotten into an argument when Mr. Dunn
punched her in the face. --------- was taken to Hillcrest Hospital to seek treatment for her
injuries from the assault.
Waco Police detectives obtained an arrest warrant for Mr. Dunn for Aggravated Assault,
Family Violence and he turned himself in to police on October 5, 2010
Dateline: October 5, 2010
Release Number: 646
Subject: Aggravated Assault
Contact: Sergeant Melvin Roseborough
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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2010, 04:38:29 PM »
Lacharlesia Edwards
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Kids would have had some fantastic names.


 
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However, Edwards’ father, told FOXSports.com on Tuesday that the incident was an accident.

``She said it was an accident,” Charles Edwards told FOXSports.com. ``She said she sneaked up on him in the dark and he hit her by mistake. It wasn’t a fight at all.”

``She doesn’t want to press charges or anything like that,” he added. ``She’s torn up now that he’s been arrested.”




Sounds like what a woman who doesn't want the father of her child killed would say to her father.  

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2010, 04:52:57 PM »
http://community.foxsports.com/goodmanonfox/blog/2010/10/05/womans_father_tells_different_story_of_lace_dunn_incident
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Daddy just saw this happen to his new Bens when Dunn got drafted.  :flush:

Throw your kid under the bus for your new Bens? Huge sack on that guy.
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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2010, 04:58:54 PM »
I like to spell it with a "Z."

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2010, 05:57:35 PM »
I like to spell it with a "Z."

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2010, 06:15:45 PM »
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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2010, 06:22:14 PM »
Well . . . somebody needs to volunteer to sneak up on one of our guys . . . but crap, the guy to issue a real beat down after getting surprised is gone, so who will volunteer to do it and which player should it be?

We must offset the MCMW advantage that Baylor currently has (until the Morris twins strike again, or somebody over there rubs their Johnson all over the 54 year old housekeeper) . .


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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2010, 06:28:53 PM »
i found video of the assault-  you'll see lacedaruis dunn on the left, his girlfriend appears about 6 seconds into the video.  you can easily see it's a misunderstanding.  





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New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2010, 06:30:37 PM »
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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2010, 06:32:45 PM »
I'm more excited to ahve them at the OOD now

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2010, 06:49:20 PM »
on baylorfans they're saying her jaw was broken in two places and she was pregnant again.


hopefully both of their lives are ruined forever.
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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2010, 06:53:48 PM »
on baylorfans they're saying her jaw was broken in two places and she was pregnant again.


hopefully both of their lives are ruined forever.

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2010, 07:02:15 PM »
on baylorfans they're saying her jaw was broken in two places and she was pregnant again.


hopefully both of their lives are ruined forever.

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2010, 07:12:45 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Say it ain't so, LaceDarius.
« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2010, 07:19:43 PM »
Smart move by the fater.  If she already has one kid, and another on they way, then you let bygones be bygones and do WHATEVER you can to ensure that this guy gets into the NBA...so you can hit him with the paternity, and perhaps even a jackpot...a marriage (HALF).

It's business.