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Offline nosejob

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I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« on: October 01, 2010, 06:52:42 PM »
Cut off in triffic again. Twice this week, those zealot bastards. I honestly anybody ever deal with thses power freaks before? How to do?


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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2010, 06:56:55 PM »
Triffic? That sounds terrific.

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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2010, 07:24:33 PM »
I hear they make a killer basement.
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2010, 08:05:18 PM »
If you live in a region where you have been cut off by the Amish, even once, it is your human duty to move the eff away.
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2010, 08:27:14 PM »
if you get cut off by a horse and buggy you need to quit driving like a senior citizen.
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2010, 08:35:55 PM »
those Amish have real horsepower!  :driving:
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 08:43:24 PM »
quit sucking.
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2010, 09:22:02 PM »
crap! THEY FOUND COMBO FANNING!

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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2010, 09:24:33 PM »
nosejob is by far my favorite poster.  He clowns you boring SOBs.
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2010, 09:41:57 PM »
How to do?
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2010, 09:48:09 PM »
Dlew12 wtheck is KSTATEO? lokking at your pig sic thats what it speels.
Is that a potatoe grown in Kansas, possibly in a campus gargen?
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2010, 09:51:08 PM »
Oh and in a day or two, I'll give you the down-low on these Amish pricks. For now it's on the low-down, we have some Retalitory Planning to do(Shock and Aw) and they may be on the internet spying.  Who know's?
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2010, 09:53:01 PM »
I'd like to take this time to welcome Barack Obama sans Teleprompter to goEMAW.com.
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2010, 09:54:06 PM »
Quote from: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
I'd like to take this time to welcome Barack Obama sans Teleprompter to goEMAW.com.

Please leave this crap on the politics board where I can easily ignore it.  TIA
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2010, 09:55:03 PM »
Amish Cinnamon Rolls:  :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:


Fun Fact - My mother was born in Yoder, KS.  NOT AMISH though.
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2010, 10:04:07 PM »
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2010, 11:52:45 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on October 01, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Quote from: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
I'd like to take this time to welcome Barack Obama sans Teleprompter to goEMAW.com.

Please leave this crap on the politics board where I can easily ignore it.  TIA

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?action=reporttm;topic=6725.13;msg=146520
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2010, 11:54:42 PM »
Quote from: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 11:52:45 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on October 01, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Quote from: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
I'd like to take this time to welcome Barack Obama sans Teleprompter to goEMAW.com.

Please leave this crap on the politics board where I can easily ignore it.  TIA

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?action=reporttm;topic=6725.13;msg=146520


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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2010, 05:59:57 AM »
My wife has family in PA... that's like Amishnation. So we were at a touristy place and I was looking at the fridge magnets when a Amish lady came rollin up and I looked at her grinned and said "Hey, how's it going?" to this she huffed, stuck her nose in the air and stomped away. This wide-ass, ugly bitch thought I was throwing play at her!!! I wouldn't eff that nasty be-atch with a stolen dick... weeeellll, mayyybe if I had a few beers in me and it was the end of the night following my 5th beer bong. But I agree, their food is the crap and their wood crafting is awesome too.
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2010, 10:52:28 PM »
If high quality posting were gold nuggets . . . nosejob would be a wealthy person.



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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
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Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2010, 06:25:42 PM »
My little corner of the state has Amish, Mennonite and German Baptist/Dunkards. It's like living in Jebediahville. On a side note, the teenagers party like nobody's business.
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