How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take? (& Shacks' FB revenge)

[Shacks]

Girlfriend was recently sexually harassed at work.  She complained about it to me for weeks but was afraid to complain to her boss about it, even though the dickhead had a history of doing this crap to coworkers.  Eventually I said she could either tell her boss or I would handle it myself because it was starting to piss me off that she just let this guy harass her and wouldn't do anything about it except complain to me for hours.

She asked what me handling it entailed.  I explained that it would include me sending the guy's wife a Facebook message detailing her husband's workplace behavior and then finding him at his favorite bar, pretending to be gay and touching him until he got the message that people don't enjoy being groped like that.  She decided to finally report him.  They're now scheduled for different shifts most of the time.  The daily recap was shortened by 65% and I no longer have to waste brainpower coming up with solutions to problems she is reluctant to fix.

Sounds like the real good news here is that your GF isn't being fondled by someone she hates on a daily basis.  Also, you should still send that creep's wife the detailed FB message.  Who cares that the shift change was made.  Still a fuckhead.  Just a fuckhead that is someone else's problem now.  May cease to be someone else's problem if Mrs. Fuckhead got the inside deets on Mr. Fuckhead.

Yes

Trust me, I really want to do it.  We've argued over this.  She said not to because they have a young kid and another on the way and she doesn't want to eff things up (even though he is at fault here).  She's more merciful than I am.  She said her boss asked if she wanted him fired but my girlfriend asked her boss to not fire him because she doesn't want to make it impossible for the guy to provide

[Mr Bread]

Girlfriend was recently sexually harassed at work.  She complained about it to me for weeks but was afraid to complain to her boss about it, even though the dickhead had a history of doing this crap to coworkers.  Eventually I said she could either tell her boss or I would handle it myself because it was starting to piss me off that she just let this guy harass her and wouldn't do anything about it except complain to me for hours.

She asked what me handling it entailed.  I explained that it would include me sending the guy's wife a Facebook message detailing her husband's workplace behavior and then finding him at his favorite bar, pretending to be gay and touching him until he got the message that people don't enjoy being groped like that.  She decided to finally report him.  They're now scheduled for different shifts most of the time.  The daily recap was shortened by 65% and I no longer have to waste brainpower coming up with solutions to problems she is reluctant to fix.

Sounds like the real good news here is that your GF isn't being fondled by someone she hates on a daily basis.  Also, you should still send that creep's wife the detailed FB message.  Who cares that the shift change was made.  Still a fuckhead.  Just a fuckhead that is someone else's problem now.  May cease to be someone else's problem if Mrs. Fuckhead got the inside deets on Mr. Fuckhead.

this rough rider should be fired. shift change my ass

Yeah, cut off his balls and make him eat one.

[CNS]

Should still send that FB. 

[michigancat]

Should still send that FB. 

no, the payoff is not worth the risk.

[CNS]

Should still send that FB. 

no, the payoff is not worth the risk.

You are probably right.  He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.

['taterblast]

i live an awesome single life, but my roommate's gf loves to makes sure i know what her day was like. takes about 10.

[michigancat]

Should still send that FB. 

no, the payoff is not worth the risk.

You are probably right.  He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.

like getting him fired

[CNS]

Should still send that FB. 

no, the payoff is not worth the risk.

You are probably right.  He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.

like getting him fired

Yeah, but it seems that ship has sailed.

[Shacks]

Should still send that FB.

If it happens again a message will be sent to the guy's wife, regardless of what my girlfriend asks me to do or not do.  Also will definitely do the pretend homosexual harassment thing, seems more effective than an ass whoopin'.  michigancat if it were up to me he would have been shitcanned but I didn't have a say in it.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Shacks is a boss

[Mr Bread]

Shacks is a boss

Yep, doesn't get any more bossier than possibly tattlin' and pretending to be gay.  Go-to moves for any boss. 

[Shacks]

Shacks is a boss

Yep, doesn't get any more bossier than possibly tattlin' and pretending to be gay.  Go-to moves for any boss.

If that fails, I can express my God-given Second Amendment rights as a proud American citizen and pay him a visit with my trusty old .45

[Mr Bread]

Shacks is a boss

Yep, doesn't get any more bossier than possibly tattlin' and pretending to be gay.  Go-to moves for any boss.

If that fails, I can express my God-given Second Amendment rights as a proud American citizen and pay him a visit with my trusty old .45

No you should totally gay the hell out of him.  That'll learn him. 

[AbeFroman]

Better yet, go in drag and get him to grope you. That'll show him!

[Fedor]

Also guys I'm a problem solver so sometimes she's just trying to vent and here I am engineering solutions to her issues but really she just wants to talk.  When we have these talks now I ask first if she's venting or if she's expecting some discussion.  That has worked really well for us.

[Tobias]

Better yet, go in drag and get him to grope you. That'll show him!

yeah, i assumed shacks meant to homo-SYG him

[CNS]

The bar idea is horrible, shacks.  Just horrible.  I mean, if you plan on committing a crime yourself(sexual assault) you should stick to punching his fat face or keying his car really bad rather than doing some faux man on man sexual assault. 


Not condoning either, just saying that you should keep it simple and more direct.  idiots don't put two and two together well and he isn't going to have some sort of Lifetime movie moment where he realizes how he is making others feel. 

[Mr Bread]

The bar idea is horrible, shacks.  Just horrible.  I mean, if you plan on committing a crime yourself(sexual assault) you should stick to punching his fat face or keying his car really bad rather than doing some faux man on man sexual assault. 


Not condoning either, just saying that you should keep it simple and more direct.  idiots don't put two and two together well and he isn't going to have some sort of Lifetime movie moment where he realizes how he is making others feel.

Worse, what if the guy is into it and Shacks has to blow him or piitb?  Pastries for thought, fellas. 

[CNS]

Oh man, then the guy will FB Shack's GF and give her all the deets about how her BF wouldn't keep his hands off him even though he told him how it makes him feel.

Classic blow up in face. 

[Bloodfart]

Shacks get him really drunk then molest the crap out of him.  It worked for me.

[puniraptor]

shacks friend him on facebook and then post stuff like "SOME PPL REALLY NEED TO BUTT OUT OF GROPING MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORKPLACE. SRRSLY PPL DAMN. SMDH  - feeling tired of this crap"

then maybe crank out some meme generator memes saying relevant stuff.

[pissclams]

Should still send that FB. 

no, the payoff is not worth the risk.

You are probably right.  He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.

like getting him fired

Yeah, but it seems that ship has sailed.

only because the company is trying to protect its ass on both sides and shacks wife is allowing them to do it.  firing people is not an easy process. 

now if shack's wife were to act like eddie murphy when he's trying to check into the hotel at the beginning of beverly hills cop, when he's posing as a rolling stone writer in town to interview michael jackson and raise a big deal about it with mgmt even though he didn't even have a reservation then this guy would be on the street quicker than crap, just like the beverly hills hotel found him a suite in 2 seconds after he raised his voice even though he had to pay $200 a night for it. 

[Mr Bread]

Should still send that FB. 

no, the payoff is not worth the risk.

You are probably right.  He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.

like getting him fired

Yeah, but it seems that ship has sailed.

only because the company is trying to protect its ass on both sides and shacks wife is allowing them to do it.  firing people is not an easy process. 

now if shack's wife were to act like eddie murphy when he's trying to check into the hotel at the beginning of beverly hills cop, when he's posing as a rolling stone writer in town to interview michael jackson and raise a big deal about it with mgmt even though he didn't even have a reservation then this guy would be on the street quicker than crap, just like the beverly hills hotel found him a suite in 2 seconds after he raised his voice even though he had to pay $200 a night for it.

Chicken nuggets for thought here.

[Shacks]

Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan.  Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife.  She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife.  She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted.  He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.

[puniraptor]

Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan.  Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife.  She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife.  She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted.  He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.

shacks, def get her to put a ring on it before committing any felonies to defend her honor