iowa hate thread

[Dr Rick Daris]

this is going to be a hard one boys, but let's at least try to get some anger going for the hawkeyes this weekend.



knock knock
who's there
iowa state
iowa state who
iowa state hawkeyes are going to beat the kansas state wildcats
very doubtful 





hawkeyes, huh? good for you. you're going to need them to try and spot some food in between all that water that has flooded your state. 





knock knock
who's there
johnny orr
johnny orr, huh? good for you. you're going to need them to try and paddle through some of all that water that has flooded your state. 




iowa? more like iowdon'twa(nt). 



knock, knock
who's there
iowa?
twenty dollars from last week when your car ran out of gas and you needed gas to drive to caseys to buy ramen noodles cause that's all you can afford because you are poor and live in shenendoah and root for the stupid iowa team. i will likely beat you up if you don't pay me back soon because i am a kansas state university wildcat fan and very superior looking and skilled with more money than i need so technically i don't really need you to pay me back but it's the principle of the thing and the fact that i just want to beat you up and laugh at you and how smelly you are. omg. lol. 

[pissclams]

thread fail.  this bbs gets worse by the minute. 

[The42Yardstick]

thread fail.  this bbs gets worse by the minute. 

we're more GPC than GPC because of GPC threads like this that up our GPC quotient

[Dr Rick Daris]

iowa state?
more like iowa city because of how small and not state like that place is. i mean can you even imagine. they should really make an iowa city and just call it that, you know what i'm talking about?  

[OK_Cat]

Des Moines?

There's a rough ridin' "S" in Des.  Pronounce it correctly, hicks!   

[EllToPay]

Yeah, clams. This place would be so much better if there more threads of people taking pictures of their lunch and posting it.

[Dr Rick Daris]

hey guys,

did you hear what the two iowa state hawkeyes said to the kansas jayhawks?
"we're both hawks, how aboute we hang out sometime and..."

but he couldn't get the rest of what he was going to say out because little did he know that a kansas state wildcat snuck up behind them when they were talking and ate both of them.  

[The42Yardstick]

Yeah, clams. This place would be so much better if there more threads of people taking pictures of their lunch and posting it.

OMG you just gave us +5 GPCpoints. STOP IT

[Dr Rick Daris]

q. why did LHC Bill Snyder leave the iowa

a. he wanted to move to kansas



BooM!  

[WillieWatanabe]

They copied our Powercat logo!!  

[OleFellaTard]

Gee this sure is a solid thread.

[Dr Rick Daris]

iowa state?

more like iowa stupid. right?


 

[Dr Rick Daris]

knock knock
who's there
so two people from iowa walk into a bar
it figures. i bet they did. 

[Brock Landers]

Iowa?  More like Io-wut?!?

[Dr Rick Daris]

so, these two iowa state fans are grilling some food outside and a friend walks up to them and says "hey what are you guys using to cook them steaks" and the first iowa state fan says "charcoal that we finally got lit by using lots of lighter fluid. it's really windy today" and the second one says "yep. kingsford too" and then the one that had just walked up says "good. nothing worse than a steak that tastes like propane".


omg. lol. these iowa staters are just too much.  

[AppleJack]

Hey guys,

What is the best thing to ever come from Iowa?

I-35

POW! 

[EllToPay]

How did the cyclone cross the road?

He didn't, Emmanuel Lamur blocked him.

[Dr Rick Daris]

omg! a fourth iowa state fan just showed up at the bbq and asked if they had any heinz57 sauce for his steak! he said "make mine medium well and do you have any heinz57 for my steak". 




these people are just killing me. 

[bonercat]

Still needing a lot more hate in this thread

[Dr Rick Daris]

hey guys,

did you hear what the two iowa state hawkeyes said to the kansas jayhawks?
"we're both hawks, how aboute we hang out sometime and..."

but he couldn't get the rest of what he was going to say out because little did he know that a kansas state wildcat snuck up behind them when they were talking and ate both of them. 

guys,

that wildcat found out where those hawks families lived and now he's going to their houses one by on and beating up everybody in those houses. 

[I_have_purplewood]

You remember when Ethanol gas was like going to be the next great thing??  How are all those Ethanol plants working out for you Iowa??   

[Dr Rick Daris]

hey guys,

did you hear what the two iowa state hawkeyes said to the kansas jayhawks?
"we're both hawks, how aboute we hang out sometime and..."

but he couldn't get the rest of what he was going to say out because little did he know that a kansas state wildcat snuck up behind them when they were talking and ate both of them. 

guys,

that wildcat found out where those hawks families lived and now he's going to their houses one by on and beating up everybody in those houses. 

oh man, i just had a thought. what if that wildcat stumbles upon those iowa state people that are grilling steaks on their grill?  oh man. 

[Saulbadguy]

Jack Trice, still dead.

[Benja]

eff collegiate wrestling

[bakerman]

eff collegiate wrestling

Collegiate wrestling? More like two dudes who like to wear paper thin, skin tight cloth and roll around in sexual positions with each other....