Professional Behavior

[felix rex]

how about people that just let her rip while taking a feces.  I try and hold up a little when someone is in there with me to be polite.

Yeah. Nothing worse than settling in for a leisurely dump and having a guy plop down in the next stall and just start dropping bombs. Totally ruins it for me.

STOP GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT WORK YOU SICK SOB!

:callsrickdariswhilefartingaturinal:

[Dr Rick Daris]

how about people that just let her rip while taking a feces.  I try and hold up a little when someone is in there with me to be polite.

Yeah. Nothing worse than settling in for a leisurely dump and having a guy plop down in the next stall and just start dropping bombs. Totally ruins it for me.

STOP GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT WORK YOU SICK SOB!

:callsrickdariswhilefartingaturinal:

:unabletohearphoneringingbecausei'mcurrentlyinmyownprivatebathroomatwork:

[felix rex]

how about people that just let her rip while taking a feces.  I try and hold up a little when someone is in there with me to be polite.

Yeah. Nothing worse than settling in for a leisurely dump and having a guy plop down in the next stall and just start dropping bombs. Totally ruins it for me.

STOP GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT WORK YOU SICK SOB!

:callsrickdariswhilefartingaturinal:

:unabletohearphoneringingbecausei'mcurrentlyinmyownprivatebathroomatwork:

:callsrickdarissecretaryandhasherholdphoneonoppositesideofdoor:

[sonofdaxjones]

How about this.   Every work with someone (married hetrosexual male) and you figured given their relative good looks, relatively decent amount of money they make (in both cases I am thinking of, $150-$250K a year), general sense of style, and good personality . . . that they were likely at worst married to the cute and perky little former cheerleader captain and sorority president, and at best married to a smoking hot babe. 

Only to find out (in both cases) that they were married to an absolute troll.  Women so ugly even the nicest ladies in the office were like, "Damnnnn"??

[Rage Against the McKee]

How about this.   Every work with someone (married hetrosexual male) and you figured given their relative good looks, relatively decent amount of money they make (in both cases I am thinking of, $150-$250K a year), general sense of style, and good personality . . . that they were likely at worst married to the cute and perky little former cheerleader captain and sorority president, and at best married to a smoking hot babe. 

Only to find out (in both cases) that they were married to an absolute troll.  Women so ugly even the nicest ladies in the office were like, "Damnnnn"??

It's really not that uncommon for guys who were dorks in high school to go onto college, get a good job, and get better looking with age. These people never got laid in high school, and marry the first woman willing to have sex with them.

[Bill Clarahan]

I always get a huge laugh out of old guys who go to a urinal and rip off a loud rattler, as if once they relax any muscle in their midsection, everything in their body turns loose.

[PandaXpanda]

Question for all you professionals.

What strange behavior do you see in your professional social circles. Doesn't necessarily have to be strange. For example I had no idea how common adderall use was in the Law world. Not judging, just wasn't aware.

they all smoke pot. 

[Johnny Wichita]

I always get a huge laugh out of old guys who go to a urinal and rip off a loud rattler, as if once they relax any muscle in their midsection, everything in their body turns loose.

I used to think this was gross and inappropriate, but in my old age I've grown to enjoy the hell out of it.  Like when people make a face when someone does this and you’re all “Hey bud, we ARE in the bathroom ya know.” 

[treysolid]

I always get a huge laugh out of old guys who go to a urinal and rip off a loud rattler, as if once they relax any muscle in their midsection, everything in their body turns loose.

I used to think this was gross and inappropriate, but in my old age I've grown to enjoy the hell out of it.  Like when people make a face when someone does this and you’re all “Hey bud, we ARE in the bathroom ya know.” 

i don't understand the disgust from people if you fart in a public bathroom.  less disgusting than shitting, which is one of the three possible reasons i'm in the bathroom anyway.

[SwiftCat]

i don't understand the disgust from people if you fart in a public bathroom.  less disgusting than shitting, which is one of the three possible reasons i'm in the bathroom anyway.