MMA is such a losery sport
I once tried to catch some sporting event at a BWW while my wife was shopping or something, but it was MMA night and the place was filled with smelly guys in black tshirts and jean shorts that looked like they never wash their face and probably also have old food stuck between the seats of their cars.
I experienced this phenomenon during our WacoWakeupBaylor'sBestWin.
Met up at some OP bar w/friends from Oregon who just had to see the MMA fights that night. Mrs. chunkles and I only wanted to watch the cats. 241 tv's in that place, but only 2 were showing my cats.
No seats inside because it's wall to wall smelly tattoo-y neanderthals who prolly had to be there because their steroid fingers crush their remotes. I pretended to care about some dude flopping all over this other dude in a cage but I was dying inside and wanted to go home and cry tears of hate. eff that sport and eff baylor.