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Offline bonercat

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Bed Bugs
« on: September 01, 2010, 01:04:49 PM »
Oh boy do we have issues in my place. 

BED BUGS




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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 01:10:27 PM »
1. Never buy a used bed, eww.
2. I've had them before, they suck. Good luck.
3. I'm guessing they came from the head board and frame.
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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 01:13:16 PM »
Quote from: WillieWannabe on September 01, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
1. Never buy a used bed, eww.

truth, come one man! might as well buy used condoms while you're at it.
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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 01:16:37 PM »
rough ridin' Whitney  :curse:
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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 01:21:07 PM »
Quote from: AbeFroman on September 01, 2010, 01:13:16 PM
Quote from: WillieWannabe on September 01, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
1. Never buy a used bed, eww.

buy used condoms while you're at it.

Free tip: If you do this, turn them inside-out.
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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 01:23:18 PM »
Quote from: MadCat on September 01, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on September 01, 2010, 01:13:16 PM
Quote from: WillieWannabe on September 01, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
1. Never buy a used bed, eww.

buy used condoms while you're at it.

Free tip: If you do this, turn them inside-out.

So that when your lady gets pregnant, even though she only slept with you, the baby could end up a different color therefore giving you a "Get away scot free" card?!?!
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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 01:24:57 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on September 01, 2010, 01:16:37 PM
fracking Whitney  :curse:

Good point. Are you sure that these are bed bugs and not crabs?
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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 01:26:16 PM »
Quote from: Awesome-O 4000 on September 01, 2010, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: MadCat on September 01, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on September 01, 2010, 01:13:16 PM
Quote from: WillieWannabe on September 01, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
1. Never buy a used bed, eww.

buy used condoms while you're at it.

Free tip: If you do this, turn them inside-out.

So that when your lady gets pregnant, even though she only slept with you, the baby could end up a different color therefore giving you a "Get away scot free" card?!?!

turn all your condoms inside out:  "ribbed for her your pleasure"
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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2010, 01:28:08 PM »
Quote from: treysolid on September 01, 2010, 01:26:16 PM
Quote from: Awesome-O 4000 on September 01, 2010, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: MadCat on September 01, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on September 01, 2010, 01:13:16 PM
Quote from: WillieWannabe on September 01, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
1. Never buy a used bed, eww.

buy used condoms while you're at it.

Free tip: If you do this, turn them inside-out.

So that when your lady gets pregnant, even though she only slept with you, the baby could end up a different color therefore giving you a "Get away scot free" card?!?!

turn all your condoms inside out:  "ribbed for her your pleasure"

Not a terrible idea. I've been trying to free up some extra time in my life for some buffer and this could help me gain an extra 30 seconds of valuable time!
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Re: Bill Snyders Bed
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2010, 01:33:53 PM »
Quote from: Awesome-O 4000 on September 01, 2010, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: MadCat on September 01, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on September 01, 2010, 01:13:16 PM
Quote from: WillieWannabe on September 01, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
1. Never buy a used bed, eww.

buy used condoms while you're at it.

Free tip: If you do this, turn them inside-out.

So that when your lady gets pregnant, even though she only slept with you, the baby could end up a different color therefore giving you a "Get away scot free" card?!?!

Free tip #2: Don't buy recently-used condoms.
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