Signs you are an alcoholic???

[I_have_purplewood]

according to a new study, alcoholics outlive nondrinkers.

Posted this link a couple of threads up.  It has to be true because it's from Time magazine..

[TBL]

No DUI's.  I probably black crap out twice a week though.  I pretty much spend my life getting shitfaced and getting it on w/ waitresses and bartenders.  I wake up and see texts from girls about the date we have planned and I have no recollection of even asking.  I'm having a good time but I'm starting to get concerned.  

        


We are so proud of you! I understand it's really tough to finally open that closet door.

[jtksu]

Just make sure you wrap it up, don't do too many married chicks, and put a cab company's number in your phone.  The rest should take care of itself.

[bonercat]

Is your last name "Bate"?

[Brock Landers]

I had a couple of "alcohol related incidents" last year that kind of made me evaluate my life and try to figure out why I was drinking so much.  Since then I have actually been drinking much less.  I didn't quit, that would be stupid.  Then again, KATZ football season is about to start up again and that's when I do most of my drinking.

    (In moderation maybe??  Maybe not??)

[jtksu]

Brock-  I strongly recommend you stop being such a pussy.

[ben ji]

Brock-  I strongly recommend you stop being such a pussy.

hate to side with jt here but seriously take the tamp out. Im embarrased your name starts with BRO

[Festus the Purple Swan]

Don't listen to these people Brock.  You are living the life you want to live.  If they need macho games to feel better about themselves then so be it, but you don't have do define yourself that way!

[Brock Landers]

Brock-  I strongly recommend you stop being such a pussy.

hate to side with jt here but seriously take the tamp out. Im embarrased your name starts with BRO

Well here's the deal.  One of the incidents was me getting loaded and driving home with one hand covering one of my eyes so I wouldn't see double.       Or to summarize in emticons,           


The other incident was a little more fun.  I hooked up with a random skank who wasn't nearly as good looking as I thought the night before and I didn't even bother to get her last name.  Not sure why I was bothered about not getting her last name since this was a one-time deal anyway.  Also, to summarize with emoticons:                   

[jtksu]

Obviously drinking and driving isn't cool, so you should not do that.  But, hooking up with questionable skanks is not a big deal.  Now, knocking up or getting herpes from a questionable skank is bad though, so always wrap it up!

[TBL]

Brock-  I strongly recommend you stop being such a pussy.

hate to side with jt here but seriously take the tamp out. Im embarrased your name starts with BRO

Well here's the deal.  One of the incidents was me getting loaded and driving home with one hand covering one of my eyes so I wouldn't see double.       Or to summarize in emticons,           


The other incident was a little more fun.  I hooked up with a random skank who wasn't nearly as good looking as I thought the night before and I didn't even bother to get her last name.  Not sure why I was bothered about not getting her last name since this was a one-time deal anyway.  Also, to summarize with emoticons:                   

eff, boy, covering an eye is a part of life. Skank-dorking is a way of life and is not to be looked down upon.     

[ben ji]

Brock-  I strongly recommend you stop being such a pussy.

hate to side with jt here but seriously take the tamp out. Im embarrased your name starts with BRO

Well here's the deal.  One of the incidents was me getting loaded and driving home with one hand covering one of my eyes so I wouldn't see double.       Or to summarize in emticons,           


The other incident was a little more fun.  I hooked up with a random skank who wasn't nearly as good looking as I thought the night before and I didn't even bother to get her last name.  Not sure why I was bothered about not getting her last name since this was a one-time deal anyway.  Also, to summarize with emoticons:                   

Wow, I cant believe you got blackout wasted and hooked up with an ugly slampiece and couldnt remember her name

Some words of advice bro, NAFP

Never. Apologize. For. Partying.

You can be lame and boring when your 35 and raising 2 kids, unless you are 35 now 

[jtksu]

If you ain't puking, you ain't partying. 

[TBL]

1bigwillie-

what are you doing for the ucla game? a bunch of us are going to meet up in the west parking lot and pound some brews starting around 10:00am. you should come. it will be fun.

I am going to get so fracked up I will make steve dave look like the pope!  

Hey dumbass, the Pope drinks like a fish. 

I'm gonna make the Pope look like Mohammad during Ramadan sunlight hours :boom:

Since nobody puts their pic up, how-bouts someone hoists that big old pakr head on a flag pole so I know where to stop for a beer?

[The1BigWillie]

1bigwillie-

what are you doing for the ucla game? a bunch of us are going to meet up in the west parking lot and pound some brews starting around 10:00am. you should come. it will be fun.

I am going to get so fracked up I will make steve dave look like the pope!  

Hey dumbass, the Pope drinks like a fish. 

I'm gonna make the Pope look like Mohammad during Ramadan sunlight hours :boom:

Since nobody puts their pic up, how-bouts someone hoists that big old pakr head on a flag pole so I know where to stop for a beer?

I'm sitting outside just off K-10 and Woodland watching the storm roll in.  Drinking a beer.  Honk and I'll throw one towards K10.

[WillieWatanabe]

wow, this is turning out like that wabashcannonball thread. Just please don't start to pm me, OK??

[jtksu]

Is always easy to spot a 'Pak-  Just follow your nose.  Oh, and it's the group of dudes wearing Katpak heads.

[pike]

Well if you drink as much as you say you do you are likely to start getting withdrawals. If it happens go to a doctor. You'll be glad you did

[doom]

I just started drinking in a show of support and solidarity.   

[The1BigWillie]

Going out tonight. Gonna get mumped up. I think a major contributor to my drinking is that I get lots of free drinks at certain bars.  We just get handed shots by the bartenders.  I'll try the 7 day thing next week.  I've had my 4 beer pre-drink and it's on.

[FP TC etc.]

Going out tonight. Gonna get fracked up. I think a major contributor to my drinking is that I get lots of free drinks at certain bars.  We just get handed shots by the bartenders.  I'll try the 7 day thing next week.  I've had my 4 beer pre-drink and it's on.

lol. The fact that you are putting off the 7 day thing says something imo

[I_have_purplewood]

Going out tonight. Gonna get fracked up. I think a major contributor to my drinking is that I get lots of free drinks at certain bars.  We just get handed shots by the bartenders.  I'll try the 7 day thing next week.  I've had my 4 beer pre-drink and it's on.

lol. The fact that you are putting off the 7 day thing says something imo

On the outside I'm all knowing you're on the road to banging some waitress or bartender (your words not mine).  On the inside I'm all for your liver.

[CATS2WIN]

Don't know how old you guys are, but if you are still in school drink your ass off and have a hell of a time.  Once you get older, you can still do it.....it just hurts A LOT more. 

[stunz]

ksu vs. xavier game.  why would you ever quit drinking?

[The1BigWillie]

Woke up on my couch this morning naked with a banana peel on my chest.  I don't remember much of the night.  I think I might have mumped a monkey.