Got food poisoning my 1st semester at KSU. Started studying for my Intro to Archaeology test at 11pm (test was at 8:30 next morning). Felt my gut rumble the destroyed a 6th floor Moore Hall toilet for 4 hours; I had no effing clue so much liquid could come out of a person. My dick-head stoner roommate wouldn't take me to ER so I had to drive myself. Spent 4 hours getting IV fluids in ER then drove myself to my test. Got a B!
I have never felt that bad before and since.