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Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« on: August 25, 2010, 01:29:06 PM »
Hey all - not trying to be a gossip monger but I have it on good authority that Carson Coffman may have pulled up limp yesterday in practice with what team doctors are calling a "severe shoulder hernia" - no information on when or if he'll be back this season but suffice it to say that the kid is strong and wants to be back on the field asap.  The chance to play behind the best offensive line in the history of the program excites Carson and he told me (through my friend), that he thinks his shoulder hernia will heal before the UCLA game.

Here's a photo taken with my buddy's camera phone.  Notice how low Carson's shoulder is dipping in the picture and how unnatural his howitzer looks in this evidence/picture:


Has anyone on the board had a shoulder hernia and can you pls comment in this thread (no BS pls, tia).




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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 01:32:16 PM »
Hey all - not trying to be a gossip monger but I have it on good authority that Carson Coffman may have pulled up limp yesterday in practice with what team doctors are calling a "severe shoulder hernia" - no information on when or if he'll be back this season but suffice it to say that the kid is strong and wants to be back on the field asap.  The chance to play behind the best offensive line in the history of the program excites Carson and he told me (through my friend), that he thinks his shoulder hernia will heal before the UCLA game.

Here's a photo taken with my buddy's camera phone.  Notice how low Carson's shoulder is dipping in the picture and how unnatural his howitzer looks in this evidence/picture:


Has anyone on the board had a shoulder hernia and can you pls comment in this thread (no BS pls, tia).


Thought this is the same thing GG had. I blame the coaches on this. It is obvious that our coaches are causing these players issues.


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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 01:34:04 PM »
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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2010, 01:35:04 PM »
I heard that Braden Wilson went the wrong way on a counter play and blew Carson up, herniating his shoulder.

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 01:37:44 PM »
I heard it was B.Harold getting back at B.Wilson via C.Coff's shoulder.

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 01:40:44 PM »
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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2010, 01:40:52 PM »
I say let the kid play lefty.

How much diff could it make?   :dunno:

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2010, 02:17:06 PM »
Coffman having a shoulder hernia isn't going to turn him into Josh Freeman.

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2010, 02:27:01 PM »
False, pissclams. Coff was actually diagnosed with veartigo.
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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2010, 02:34:06 PM »
Hey all - not trying to be a gossip monger but I have it on good authority that Carson Coffman may have pulled up limp yesterday in practice with what team doctors are calling a "severe shoulder hernia" - no information on when or if he'll be back this season but suffice it to say that the kid is strong and wants to be back on the field asap.  The chance to play behind the best offensive line in the history of the program excites Carson and he told me (through my friend), that he thinks his shoulder hernia will heal before the UCLA game.

Here's a photo taken with my buddy's camera phone.  Notice how low Carson's shoulder is dipping in the picture and how unnatural his howitzer looks in this evidence/picture:


Has anyone on the board had a shoulder hernia and can you pls comment in this thread (no BS pls, tia).




I have not had a shoulder hernia but I did have a similar injury it was a shoulder impingement back in my playing days.  Actually it was a single impingement in my throwing arm and a double impingement, or DI, in my other shoulder.  My throwing was not affected and I had full strength and range of motion.  The problem was that the doctor said I could no longer moonwalk.  So if Coffman does have this injury he may be limited to three step drops, he may be able to get to 5 step drops with therapy but I think 7 steps are not an option w/o surgery.  Sucks to say but we may have to revamp the offense and really limit what we can do.   :bang: :bang:
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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2010, 02:43:44 PM »
Hey all - not trying to be a gossip monger but I have it on good authority that Carson Coffman may have pulled up limp yesterday in practice with what team doctors are calling a "severe shoulder hernia" - no information on when or if he'll be back this season but suffice it to say that the kid is strong and wants to be back on the field asap.  The chance to play behind the best offensive line in the history of the program excites Carson and he told me (through my friend), that he thinks his shoulder hernia will heal before the UCLA game.

Here's a photo taken with my buddy's camera phone.  Notice how low Carson's shoulder is dipping in the picture and how unnatural his howitzer looks in this evidence/picture:


Has anyone on the board had a shoulder hernia and can you pls comment in this thread (no BS pls, tia).




I have not had a shoulder hernia but I did have a similar injury it was a shoulder impingement back in my playing days.  Actually it was a single impingement in my throwing arm and a double impingement, or DI, in my other shoulder.  My throwing was not affected and I had full strength and range of motion.  The problem was that the doctor said I could no longer moonwalk.  So if Coffman does have this injury he may be limited to three step drops, he may be able to get to 5 step drops with therapy but I think 7 steps are not an option w/o surgery.  Sucks to say but we may have to revamp the offense and really limit what we can do.   :bang: :bang:

So...... you are saying we should go full blown PISTOL FORMATION!!   :excited:

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2010, 02:44:59 PM »
we luv u crason

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2010, 02:48:56 PM »
we luv u crason

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2010, 02:54:49 PM »
Is this that same glowing red shoulder condition that Gregory had; the one Rick Daris reported?

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2010, 03:02:24 PM »
Probably the worst thread in the history of bbsing.

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2010, 03:21:26 PM »
Probably the worst thread in the history of bbsing.
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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2010, 03:28:49 PM »
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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2010, 03:35:28 PM »
Probably the worst thread in the history of bbsing.

agreed.  but can't stand these last few days before the season without a Fatty Countdown, just trying to spice up the board bud.


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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2010, 03:37:36 PM »
Probably the worst thread in the history of bbsing.

agreed.  but can't stand these last few days before the season without a Fatty Countdown, just trying to spice up the board bud.

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2010, 03:42:07 PM »
Probably the worst thread in the history of bbsing.

agreed.  but can't stand these last few days before the season without a Fatty Countdown, just trying to spice up the board bud.

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2010, 04:04:25 PM »
Snyder really has changed some of this methods, instead of stonewalling the media on actual injury reports, he's releasing phantom injury rumors just to throw off the competition.

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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2010, 05:48:21 PM »
OK, I'll go ahead and look like the dumb a** for not catching the sarcasm in the initial post and commenting... what number is the the QB wearing in the photo evidence, cuz it doesn't look like 14 to me.
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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2010, 06:05:15 PM »
OK, I'll go ahead and look like the dumb a** for not catching the sarcasm in the initial post and commenting... what number is the the QB wearing in the photo evidence, cuz it doesn't look like 14 to me.

no biggie, my buddy told me crason wears #3 during practice


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Re: Injury News - Coffman sidelined with possible shoulder hernia
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2010, 06:07:36 PM »
devastating news.  i had a shoulder hernia my SR in HS.  kept me from going pro in something other than a not sporting career.  i feel bad 4 U, Casron  :cry: