Does anyone else find themselves cratering the faces of Nebraska fans at bars, little league games, picnics, etc.? I always seem to get into scraps with them and, trust me, I'm not someone who goes out looking for a fight. Why do they always seem to be tempting fate? Like the other day, my oldest boy had a little league game and some Nebraska fan shows up and starts heckling the kids. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and let him do it? So, I do what every normal K-State Cat would do, I walk over and beat him to within an inch of his life. The paramedics were called and they were none too pleased to have to get Husker blood on their hands. That night at the bar the local PD that showed and I were having some beers laughing about how that poor SOB would probably never see again out of his right eye when, wouldn't you know it, another Nebraska fan walks into the bar. Said something about how the guy I destroyed was his brother or some crap and, like a typical Husker fan, pulls a gun. Well, I grabbed the barrel and twisted it out of his hand like I'm known to do. Next thing you know I got this guys head shoved through the front window at the bar and I'm running his neck over the shards of glass while the bar patrons cheer me on. Anyway, that guy may die according to the medics. Typical. I hope this season I don't have to punish some poor Nebraskan rube in front of their wife and kids like last year up in Lincoln but, you know, I probably will.
