Author Topic: Cilantro- a nasty, nasty weed (Read 9298 times)

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #25 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:01:32 PM »

I just like to say cilantro but don't really like to eat it.

It's fun to say cilaaannnnnntroooooooo.

pissclams · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:42:55 PM »

just got a twitter feed from the Cilantro Grower's Association of America. twitter read as follows-

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"Attention Cilantro lovers around the U.S.A. - we're offiicially changing the name of Cilantro, to Suckshitro."

CHONGS · « **Reply #27 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:06:18 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 17, 2010, 02:42:55 PM

just got a twitter feed from the Cilantro Grower's Association of America. twitter read as follows-

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"Attention Cilantro lovers around the U.S.A. - we're offiicially changing the name of Cilantro, to Suckshitro."

This is a complete fabrication. By brother works for the CGAA and he firmly denies this heinous lie.

pissclams · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:40:57 PM »

Just got the following email from a friend with insidery info on cilantro-

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Hey bro, just checking in. Wanted to let you know I've spent the past 10 years researching cilantro and the people that eat it. Pretty much all my data has been analyzed and the reality is that the stuff sucks male genitals & balls. The people that eat it are pretty much male genitals & balls too. Let me know if you need any additional access to my analysis.
Thanks-

ben ji · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:15:35 PM »

Just threw some cilantro onions and chili peppers on a frozen burrito and turned it into a gourmet dish.

sys · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:28:33 PM »

i'm take it or leave it on cilantro. mexicans love it though, no possible way for americanized mexican food to outcilantro mexican mexican food.

epazote,

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #31 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:31:20 PM »

Stopped at a place in KCK tonight that I knew would have some good stuff. Used a crapload of cilantro on their steak/onion/cilantro taco thing.

But what screwed me up was the sign said "steak, onion, and celery". Apparently celery and cilantro are the same thing. Who knew?

The lady spoke about 2 words in english, but the food was great.

The funniest part of the sign was something with chicken in it, except it was spelled "chkken"

The chkken was good.

Pete · « **Reply #32 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:15:39 PM »

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on August 17, 2010, 08:31:20 PM

Stopped at a place in KCK tonight that I knew would have some good stuff. Used a crapload of cilantro on their steak/onion/cilantro taco thing.

But what screwed me up was the sign said "steak, onion, and celery". Apparently celery and cilantro are the same thing. Who knew?

The lady spoke about 2 words in english, but the food was great.

The funniest part of the sign was something with chicken in it, except it was spelled "chkken"

The chkken was good.

Those were "street tacos" my friend. Welcome to the Cilantro Life.

CHONGS · « **Reply #33 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:17:38 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 17, 2010, 08:28:33 PM

i'm take it or leave it on cilantro. mexicans love it though, no possible way for americanized mexican food to outcilantro mexican mexican food.

epazote,

but its so hard to find around here. Makes black beans magical.

Jeffy · « **Reply #34 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:26:52 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 17, 2010, 12:00:55 PM

I have this but with celary. If something has the tiniest bit of celery in it it makes it taste like assholes. Like, Gates BBQ sauce tastes like celery filled assholes to me.

And you know what assholes taste like?

Pete · « **Reply #35 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:29:31 PM »

Quote from: Jeffy on August 17, 2010, 11:26:52 PM

Quote from: steve dave on August 17, 2010, 12:00:55 PM
I have this but with celary. If something has the tiniest bit of celery in it it makes it taste like assholes. Like, Gates BBQ sauce tastes like celery filled assholes to me.

And you know what assholes taste like?

Obviously you are not a very compassionate lover.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #36 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:51:39 PM »

and pretty vanilla in the bedroom.

AlwaysEMAW · « **Reply #37 on:** August 18, 2010, 10:15:29 AM »

http://www.ihatecilantro.com/

Here you go 'Clams. I like Chipotle's rice, btw. Seems like cilantro is ok to me

pissclams · « **Reply #38 on:** August 18, 2010, 10:21:39 AM »

Quote from: AlwaysEMAW on August 18, 2010, 10:15:29 AM

http://www.ihatecilantro.com/

Here you go 'Clams. I like Chipotle's rice, btw. Seems like cilantro is ok to me

already joined the facebook club broseph, way ahead of you

Pete · « **Reply #39 on:** August 18, 2010, 10:45:01 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 18, 2010, 10:21:39 AM

Quote from: AlwaysEMAW on August 18, 2010, 10:15:29 AM
http://www.ihatecilantro.com/

Here you go 'Clams. I like Chipotle's rice, btw. Seems like cilantro is ok to me

already joined the facebook club broseph, way ahead of you

Did you receive my suggestion?

pissclams · « **Reply #40 on:** August 18, 2010, 10:59:15 AM »

Quote from: Pete on August 18, 2010, 10:45:01 AM

Quote from: pissclams on August 18, 2010, 10:21:39 AM
Quote from: AlwaysEMAW on August 18, 2010, 10:15:29 AM
http://www.ihatecilantro.com/

Here you go 'Clams. I like Chipotle's rice, btw. Seems like cilantro is ok to me

already joined the facebook club broseph, way ahead of you

Did you receive my suggestion?

YES

Brock Landers · « **Reply #41 on:** August 18, 2010, 11:59:10 AM »

Sorry Piss, I just got a tweet from the National Awesome Food Council. Apparently it's like a Cabinet-level position whose function is to weigh in on whether or not a food is awesome. Check it out:

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In order to recognize the overall excellence of cilantro, we reccommend it officially be called Excilantro. Please make a note of this.

AlwaysEMAW · « **Reply #42 on:** August 18, 2010, 12:24:17 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 18, 2010, 10:21:39 AM

Quote from: AlwaysEMAW on August 18, 2010, 10:15:29 AM
http://www.ihatecilantro.com/

Here you go 'Clams. I like Chipotle's rice, btw. Seems like cilantro is ok to me

already joined the facebook club broseph, way ahead of you

K, cool. btw, i used to respect your food knowledge and want to eat anything you said I should want to eat. But not anymore because of this.

Pete · « **Reply #43 on:** August 18, 2010, 12:34:17 PM »

Holy crap this is a divisive issue. You guys think that they should allow Cilantro anywhere near the World Trade Center hole?

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #44 on:** August 18, 2010, 07:59:34 PM »

Quote from: Pete on August 18, 2010, 12:34:17 PM

Holy crap this is a divisive issue. You guys think that they should allow Cilantro anywhere near the World Trade Center hole?

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #45 on:** August 18, 2010, 11:19:08 PM »

Hey America haters, Coriander was brought to the British colonies in North America in 1670 and was one of the first spices cultivated by early settlers.

Cire · « **Reply #46 on:** August 19, 2010, 06:48:22 AM »

Little goes a long way IMO.

Trim · « **Reply #47 on:** May 07, 2011, 11:48:21 AM »

pissclams · « **Reply #48 on:** May 08, 2011, 10:34:57 AM »

Quote from: Trim on May 07, 2011, 11:48:21 AM

GloZell, me and you have to connect.

TBL · « **Reply #49 on:** May 08, 2011, 11:54:54 AM »

Quote from: Jeffy on August 17, 2010, 11:26:52 PM

Quote from: steve dave on August 17, 2010, 12:00:55 PM
I have this but with celary. If something has the tiniest bit of celery in it it makes it taste like assholes. Like, Gates BBQ sauce tastes like celery filled assholes to me.

And you know what assholes taste like?