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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2010, 03:28:37 PM »
kusports talking point:  it's okay because Lew makes us so much money.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2010, 03:33:43 PM »
They paid lew 4.4 for fracking them in the ass.  It's no coincidence our AD has lapped them in all sports.



wut


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Sucks dude.  I feel for my ku friends.    and you



Your posting style is robotic and stale, similar to Stephen Hawking.  I can't tell if you honestly believe what you post, or if you're just throwing out absurd statements and hoping someone notices. 


Stick to the football talk, Ben.  It's really your strong suit.


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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2010, 03:34:02 PM »
They paid lew 4.4 for fracking them in the ass.  It's no coincidence our AD has lapped them in all sports.



wut


 :flush:

Sucks dude.  I feel for my ku friends.    and you



Your posting style is robotic and stale, similar to Stephen Hawking.  I can't tell if you honestly believe what you post, or if you're just throwing out absurd statements and hoping someone notices. 

wut




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(super original  :rolleyes:)

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2010, 03:34:56 PM »
Apparently Lew is old and senile.

The other thing I always like is the fact that Lew always tries to paint a picture that he went out and raised all the money himself for their facilities improvements, when in reality he borrowed nearly $40 million dollars.   Nothing wrong with borrowing, it's just that Lew always makes it sound like it was the sweat of his big fat hairy senile brow out working the boosters that made it all happen.


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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2010, 03:36:24 PM »
Your posting style is robotic and stale,  

If I was BMW, I would probably stay away from this rationale as far as why somebody else's posts suck.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2010, 03:40:06 PM »
Your posting style is robotic and stale,  

If I was BMW, I would probably stay away from this rationale as far as why somebody else's posts suck.

BMW has copied everything he ever posts.  everything.  so i bet the stephen hawking line is from someone else.  im betting phog.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2010, 03:49:52 PM »
what a badass.  wonder what kind of dog.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2010, 04:11:23 PM »
The other funny thing is . . . Tardville still believes that Lew runs an $80 million dollar athletic department.   Lew runs a $65 million dollar athletic department that is operating in the red. 

Gotta love the guy though . . . he's taken ku for a ride that even Ron Prince has to admire.   Doesn't know anything, put them $40 million dollars deeper in debt, failed to "understand" that massive money laundering/ticket fraud was taking place just down the hallway . . . and he lived like a king while doing it, and will walk away with millions in his pocket.

Now many in Tardville will understand why Lew is only somewhat liked at 1 out of 3 of his previous employment stops.




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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2010, 04:17:50 PM »
Oh, I forgot to mention that ku's fund raising is down $8 million dollars for FY 2010 as compared to FY 2008.    In a Fiscal Year where ku was a Big 12 North Favorite and a Final Four Favorite.

From FY 2008 to FY 2009 total revenues were down $18 million dollars for ku athletics, net revenue was down something like $15 million dollars.    Tardville was convinced that FY 2008 Gross Revenues would be the norm . . . not the exception.   





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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2010, 04:20:17 PM »
Does Lew just hate ku?  Wonder if we could get him to post here or pak with us.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2010, 04:22:27 PM »
Does Lew just hate ku?  Wonder if we could get him to post here or pak with us.

i bet a lewpak would be something a person would remember for the rest of his life.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2010, 04:23:13 PM »
Does Lew just hate ku?  Wonder if we could get him to post here or pak with us.

He has to.  No way he'd pull the retirement stunt (a month after a large bonus kicks in) and also let Larry Sink walk away from a $800k judgment.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2010, 04:23:40 PM »
Does Lew just hate ku?  Wonder if we could get him to post here or pak with us.

i bet a lewpak would be something a person would remember for the rest of his life.

not Lew.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2010, 04:25:40 PM »
i bet a lewpak would be something a person would remember for the rest of his life.

not Lew.

if he lewpaks like i think he lewpaks, there's no way he'd be able to remember it.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2010, 04:27:10 PM »
Do you guys think Lew is secretly EMAW?  Would explain some stuff.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2010, 04:27:34 PM »
Does Lew just hate ku?  Wonder if we could get him to post here or pak with us.

i bet a lewpak would be something a person would remember for the rest of his life.

It'd have to be pretty exclusive.  Seems most of the planes Lew uses are 8-seaters.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2010, 04:28:33 PM »
The other funny thing is . . . Tardville still believes that Lew runs an $80 million dollar athletic department.   Lew runs a $65 million dollar athletic department that is operating in the red.  

Gotta love the guy though . . . he's taken ku for a ride that even Ron Prince has to admire.   Doesn't know anything, put them $40 million dollars deeper in debt, failed to "understand" that massive money laundering/ticket fraud was taking place just down the hallway . . . and he lived like a king while doing it, and will walk away with millions in his pocket.

Now many in Tardville will understand why Lew is only somewhat liked at 1 out of 3 of his previous employment stops.







KU's athletic budget was less than $30 million before Perkins took over.  Several years later and that number has more than doubled, while KU continues to compete for national titles in basketball and continues to break attendance records in football.  You can spin away all you want, 'Pad, but the bottom line is that KU is in much better shape now financially than it was before Perkins took over.  
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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2010, 04:34:38 PM »
You point has virtually nothing to do with anything I said Ben.


Glad to see you pulled another "orginal" thought straight out of the Tardville vat of Kool-Aid though.


Plus, don't bother mentioning that ku athletics has one of the most bloated, overpaid bureaucracies of any BCS school athletic department.




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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2010, 04:43:47 PM »
Do you guys think Lew is secretly EMAW?  Would explain some stuff.

This calls for another investigative report by the goEMAW blog.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2010, 04:54:42 PM »
I know this gal who is a ku biz school grad who is a bank teller in Lawrence.  I emailed her about Lew possibly being emaw.  She just sent me a text that when he brought his $4million bonus check in to deposit, he endorsed it in PURPLE ink.   :surprised:

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2010, 05:05:57 PM »
They should leave Lew alone.

Currie doesn't need the private jet as often because he's got 3 daily non-stops to DFW (Big 12 hdqtrs) 5 minutes from his office door (now with a daily non stop to Chicago) . . . Lew's got a 65-70 minute drive through rolling corn fields from fly over country to MCI.   


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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2010, 05:11:08 PM »
I know this gal who is a ku biz school grad who is a bank teller in Lawrence.  I emailed her about Lew possibly being emaw.  She just sent me a text that when he brought his $4million bonus check in to deposit, he endorsed it in PURPLE ink.   :surprised:

maybe she could hook beems up with a job when he graduates.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2010, 05:17:18 PM »
I know this gal who is a ku biz school grad who is a bank teller in Lawrence.  I emailed her about Lew possibly being emaw.  She just sent me a text that when he brought his $4million bonus check in to deposit, he endorsed it in PURPLE ink.   :surprised:

maybe she could hook beems up with a job when he graduates.

I guess.  She was close to the top of her class.  ku biz school is awfully bad.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2010, 05:30:59 PM »
what a badass.  wonder what kind of dog.

I'll rough ridin' bet its a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, I'll just rough ridin' bet you.

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Re: omg, lew perkins is incredible
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2010, 05:33:48 PM »
Rumblings that when the dog is within the Perkins house and out of sight from the ku population, he wears one of these: