Idea 1: Hey UCLA, I want to have sex with your cheerleaders except trim's cousin because i respect her and I'm jealous of you and your campus and your students, go cats, meh.
Idea 2: Hey UCLA, remember when we tailgated on that golf course fairway in pasadena next to the rose bowl? Well, check out that cow with the hole in it, losers, go cats.
Idea 3: BruinPatti, I miss you and love you. Go KSU.
Idea 4: Kansas, the same as southern California but way shittier. K-S-U.