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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #75 on: August 12, 2010, 11:13:02 PM »
Probably should have stayed away from goEMAW.com yesterday... 3 hours of sleep and hours of sandbagging= Crabby Havs. People are in much higher spirits today all across Ames and Central Iowa.

The only buildings at ISU in the floodplain are Hilton, Scheman, Jack Trice, and the Lied Rec Center. Every dorm and every classroom at Iowa State will be ready for students for classes this fall. Move-in begins Sunday. The University of Iowa has over half of their campus within a block of the Iowa River and lost almost 1/3 of their buildings in 2008. Students at U of I in 2008 took classes in churches, restaurants, hallways, closets, etc. or were just told to find another school. I'm content with damage to a few athletic facilities if the rest of the campus is high and dry. I've said this time and time again that Hilton was built on the cheapest land possible at the cheapest price possible in 1971 simply because we wanted out of the Old Armory. The same is with Jack Trice and Iowa State wanting out of Clyde Williams Field.

Back when Hilton and Jack Trice were proposed, the last flood in the area now known as the Iowa State Center hadn't had a flood since 1918. That flood was nowhere near as bad as what we saw yesterday. Ames has had THREE "1,000 year floods" (meaning a flood with the likelihood of happening once every 1,000 years) in the last 17 years... In theory, we should now be clear until the year 5010 but I'm not putting my guard down. Expect flood gates to be constructed around Hilton Coliseum in your next few trips to Hilton. I will be extremely surprised if any major renovations are ever made to Hilton again; we may just let Hilton get old and then replace it with a new arena on higher ground somewhere near Welch and Hayward Avenues, and Mortensen Road. In the meantime, Fred Hoiberg will use the following line.... "see, _(insert school here)_ doesn't have a practice facility, if it floods, gets damaged, or is wiped off the face of the earth; you'll be left without your own practice gym... you're much too good to have to practice in a public gym."

Suck it Bramlage.

Suck it wheat field with "Practice Facility Coming Soon" sign.

Recruit:  Can I take a look a the court where I'll play home games?
F. Hoiberg: (blushing) ummm, it's under 8 feet of water from the Skunk.
Recruit:  That's cool, you are my only offer.

To be fair, the court is actually floating above the 8 feet of water... in one piece I might add. If thats not Hilton Magic, Hilton Physics is still pretty damn cool.

Dude, I saw the video.  And I didn't see an intact court floating.


And I'd rather take a float trip on the Skunk than go to Des Moines for a game.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Avis=D2&Dato=20100812&Kategori=NEWS&Lopenr=8120828&Ref=PH

Check out picture one and tell me if you don't see a court with volleyball nets up.

EDIT: This may be a time for you to check out the new video boards, LED ribbon, and new sound system... all still in tact.
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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #76 on: August 12, 2010, 11:14:08 PM »
Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines is where our home games will be played if Hilton is not ready.

Weird.  From what I've learned around here, I'd have thought it'd be played in Minneapolis.

Neutral site games with Wisconsin or North Dakota State have been considered there. Very good assumption, but no.

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #77 on: August 12, 2010, 11:16:27 PM »
Relax, pretty sure that the Fossil store is one the second floor.  Save us the trouble of using the stairs, we can just canor right on up to the door.  Also, it's an apparel store, not one of those sorry little accessory POS's.

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #78 on: August 12, 2010, 11:16:55 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2010, 11:17:37 PM »
Relax, pretty sure that the Fossil store is one the second floor.  Save us the trouble of using the stairs, we can just canor right on up to the door.  Also, it's an apparel store, not one of those sorry little accessory POS's.

Apple Store is on 1st floor, shucks.

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #80 on: August 12, 2010, 11:19:28 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

Insurance mostly. I prayed really hard last week for ISU to get a new basketball court though, and I got my wish. I have God on my side, watch out.
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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #81 on: August 12, 2010, 11:21:27 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

Insurance mostly. I prayed really hard last week for ISU to get a new basketball court though, and I got my wish.

Why would you want a new court with all history in that court?

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #82 on: August 12, 2010, 11:21:32 PM »
Hav-  Some dude in overalls, selling fruit off the back of a tractor is not an "Apple Store."  You really got to get out of Iowa sometime.

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2010, 11:22:10 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

They're just screen testing if you will what will get the most sympathy from us at Farmageddon.  

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2010, 11:22:31 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

Insurance mostly. I prayed really hard last week for ISU to get a new basketball court though, and I got my wish.

Why would you want a new court with all history in that court?

So I can buy a piece of it when they auction it off...

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #85 on: August 12, 2010, 11:24:21 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

They're just screen testing if you will what will get the most sympathy from us at Farmageddon.  

Just wait for our game week scam. It will blow your mind!!  :excited:

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #86 on: August 12, 2010, 11:24:51 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

Insurance mostly. I prayed really hard last week for ISU to get a new basketball court though, and I got my wish.

Why would you want a new court with all history in that court?

So I can buy a piece of it when they auction it off...

NON-MALL SHOPPING!!!  :runaway:

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #87 on: August 12, 2010, 11:26:55 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

They're just screen testing if you will what will get the most sympathy from us at Farmageddon. 

Just wait for our game week scam. It will blow your mind!!  :excited:

I'm taking this as a challenge for goEMAW to stage the most politically incorrect, insensitive flood/death-supporting tailgate scene ever at farmageddon.

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #88 on: August 12, 2010, 11:28:18 PM »
Just settled it that I won't be going to Ames for any games.  I am an excellent swimmer but stinky, dirty water grosses me out and it looks like Ames is just a big pool of dookie.

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #89 on: August 12, 2010, 11:29:20 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

They're just screen testing if you will what will get the most sympathy from us at Farmageddon. 

Just wait for our game week scam. It will blow your mind!!  :excited:

I'm taking this as a challenge for goEMAW to stage the most politically incorrect, insensitive flood/death-supporting tailgate scene ever at farmageddon.

You better keep Bill Fennelly's hot sister out of this!!  :nono:

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #90 on: August 12, 2010, 11:30:39 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

They're just screen testing if you will what will get the most sympathy from us at Farmageddon. 

Just wait for our game week scam. It will blow your mind!!  :excited:

I'm taking this as a challenge for goEMAW to stage the most politically incorrect, insensitive flood/death-supporting tailgate scene ever at farmageddon.

You better keep Bill Fennelly's hot sister out of this!!  :nono:

This will be much worse.  You're def going to get all offended and not post here anymore afterwards.

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #91 on: August 12, 2010, 11:32:48 PM »
The smell is NEVER coming out of there.

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #92 on: August 12, 2010, 11:39:35 PM »
Weird, the video looked a lot different.  Just exactly what kind of scam are you corn/pig farmers trying to pull up there?   :nono:

They're just screen testing if you will what will get the most sympathy from us at Farmageddon. 

Just wait for our game week scam. It will blow your mind!!  :excited:

I'm taking this as a challenge for goEMAW to stage the most politically incorrect, insensitive flood/death-supporting tailgate scene ever at farmageddon.

You better keep Bill Fennelly's hot sister out of this!!  :nono:

This will be much worse.  You're def going to get all offended and not post here anymore afterwards.

Fred Hoiberg's hot wife??

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #93 on: August 12, 2010, 11:39:47 PM »
Maybe it will flood tomato juice next time?

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #94 on: August 12, 2010, 11:40:06 PM »
The smell is NEVER coming out of there.

What'd you do to her??

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #95 on: August 12, 2010, 11:53:58 PM »
The smell is NEVER coming out of there.

What'd you do to her??

Same thing I do to them all... :gocho:

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #96 on: August 12, 2010, 11:58:07 PM »
The smell is NEVER coming out of there.

What'd you do to her??

Same thing I do to them all... :gocho:

Wash it next time...

I eat walking tacos in there you know!!

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #97 on: August 13, 2010, 12:39:39 AM »
I'm not comfortable with our Cats playing in that death trap.  The ames game should be moved to OOD.  Or kick isu out of the conference.

I'm with Trim on this one. We could slip.....or even worse, drown!!! :ohno:

The last thing that we can afford to happen to end our championship dream would be for Kelly to go up for a dunk in Hilton then come down from the rim and drown. :cry:

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #98 on: August 13, 2010, 12:56:10 AM »
I'm not comfortable with our Cats playing in that death trap.  The ames game should be moved to OOD.  Or kick isu out of the conference.

I'm with Trim on this one. We could slip.....or even worse, drown!!! :ohno:

The last thing that we can afford to happen to end our championship dream would be for Kelly to go up for a dunk in Hilton then come down from the rim and drown. :cry:

Or just flat out losing to Iowa State again??  :dunno:

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Re: Hilton Magic
« Reply #99 on: August 13, 2010, 01:15:30 AM »
What makes you think CK can't swim?