Hilton Magic

[Havs]

What makes you think CK can't swim?

 

Race may or may not be an issue.

[The42Yardstick]

What makes you think CK can't swim?

 

Race may or may not be an issue.

christ. i know that Iowa is like 167% white, but do you have to bring the racism with it? 

[Havs]

What makes you think CK can't swim?

 

Race may or may not be an issue.

christ. i know that Iowa is like 167% white, but do you have to bring the racism with it? 

I voted for a guy who can't swim.

[skycat]

This thread is lol funny. Looking forward to more disastrous/hilarious Iowa floods and the funny threads they will bring.

[mcmwcat]

Probably should have stayed away from goEMAW.com yesterday... 3 hours of sleep and hours of sandbagging= Crabby Havs. People are in much higher spirits today all across Ames and Central Iowa.

the mall is safe!!!!!!1111!!!!!!

[doom]

I'm not comfortable with our Cats playing in that death trap.  The ames game should be moved to OOD.  Or kick isu out of the conference.

Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines is where our home games will be played if Hilton is not ready. Last week I actually thought it'd be cool if Farmageddon was played at Wells Fargo and Sprint instead of Hilton and Bramlage. To each his own I guess.

How many more empties will that make?

[CNS]

I'm not comfortable with our Cats playing in that death trap.  The ames game should be moved to OOD.  Or kick isu out of the conference.

Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines is where our home games will be played if Hilton is not ready. Last week I actually thought it'd be cool if Farmageddon was played at Wells Fargo and Sprint instead of Hilton and Bramlage. To each his own I guess.

How many more empties will that make?

JFC, Iowans love them some wrasslin.  Prolly the most people that have ever been in Wells Fargo, other than possibly the last time John Cougar Mellencamp(heard he keeps "Cougar" in his name when roaming in Iowa) was in town.

[Dugout DickStone]

Probably should have stayed away from goEMAW.com yesterday... 3 hours of sleep and hours of sandbagging= Crabby Havs. People are in much higher spirits today all across Ames and Central Iowa.

the mall is safe!!!!!!1111!!!!!!

Nowhere these dummies build anything up there is safe.

[The42Yardstick]

Word has it that all of New Orleans and Galveston are currently laughing at all those Iowa dumbasses for building in one of the most lethal places on earth

[Havs]

Word has it that all of New Orleans and Galveston are currently laughing at all those Iowa dumbasses for building in one of the most lethal places on earth

Yea, having the most fertile soil in the world makes up for it. Iowans are rolling in dough.

[ben ji]

Word has it that all of New Orleans and Galveston are currently laughing at all those Iowa dumbasses for building in one of the most lethal places on earth

Yea, having the most fertile soil in the world makes up for it. Iowans are rolling in dough.

So true, so true...

[Dugout DickStone]

Word has it that all of New Orleans and Galveston are currently laughing at all those Iowa dumbasses for building in one of the most lethal places on earth

Yea, having the most fertile soil in the world makes up for it. Iowans are rolling in dough.

The Nile rover valley is fertile from being flooded every year.  Doesn't make it a great place to live. 

[jtksu]

Word has it that all of New Orleans and Galveston are currently laughing at all those Iowa dumbasses for building in one of the most lethal places on earth

Yea, having the most fertile soil in the world makes up for it. Iowans are rolling in dough.

From what I understand, they're also wading in Skunk Creek. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Before we play in that Wells Fargo arena I want some confirmation that it wasn't designed by anyone from Iowa or with an Iowa education.  That river looks AWFUL close.   

[Havs]

Before we play in that Wells Fargo arena I want some confirmation that it wasn't designed by anyone from Iowa or with an Iowa education.  That river looks AWFUL close.   

The court itself is 15 feet above record flood stage. Plus, its winter and everything will freeze in place instead of float downstream. The City of Des Moines and Polk County spent upwards of $300 million on the arena so it is safe to say they have more access to flood prevention technology.

[wes mantooth]

Havs, i hope you find the Pioneer logo off of your court in the floodwaters.  Would make a real nice Christmas present in Iowa.

[CNS]

DanBeebe
 
I'm here on the ground in Ames, Iowa. What a disaster. And then to be hit by flooding? Awful.

[jtksu]

DanBeebe
 
I'm here on the ground in Ames, Iowa. What a disaster. And then to be hit by flooding? Awful.

 
 

[Dugout DickStone]

Before we play in that Wells Fargo arena I want some confirmation that it wasn't designed by anyone from Iowa or with an Iowa education.  That river looks AWFUL close.   

The court itself is 15 feet above record flood stage. Plus, its winter and everything will freeze in place instead of float downstream. The City of Des Moines and Polk County spent upwards of $300 million on the arena so it is safe to say they have more access to flood prevention technology.

ISU didn't have this?  JFC dudes, that is stoopid.

[jtksu]

Before we play in that Wells Fargo arena I want some confirmation that it wasn't designed by anyone from Iowa or with an Iowa education.  That river looks AWFUL close.   

The court itself is 15 feet above record flood stage. Plus, its winter and everything will freeze in place instead of float downstream. The City of Des Moines and Polk County spent upwards of $300 million on the arena so it is safe to say they have more access to flood prevention technology.

ISU didn't have this?  JFC dudes, that is stoopid.

Dood.  It's Iowa.  Only the fancy city folks in Des Moines get learnin' on that ther floodin' stuff.

[Dugout DickStone]

Before we play in that Wells Fargo arena I want some confirmation that it wasn't designed by anyone from Iowa or with an Iowa education.  That river looks AWFUL close.   

The court itself is 15 feet above record flood stage. Plus, its winter and everything will freeze in place instead of float downstream. The City of Des Moines and Polk County spent upwards of $300 million on the arena so it is safe to say they have more access to flood prevention technology.

ISU didn't have this?  JFC dudes, that is stoopid.

Dood.  It's Iowa.  Only the fancy city folks in Des Moines get learnin' on that ther floodin' stuff.

Did you know that water is actually made of 2 gases!?

[jtksu]

Before we play in that Wells Fargo arena I want some confirmation that it wasn't designed by anyone from Iowa or with an Iowa education.  That river looks AWFUL close.   

The court itself is 15 feet above record flood stage. Plus, its winter and everything will freeze in place instead of float downstream. The City of Des Moines and Polk County spent upwards of $300 million on the arena so it is safe to say they have more access to flood prevention technology.

ISU didn't have this?  JFC dudes, that is stoopid.

Dood.  It's Iowa.  Only the fancy city folks in Des Moines get learnin' on that ther floodin' stuff.

Did you know that water is actually made of 2 gases!?

Like E85?!

[1/64th]

The Fightin' Havs should just focus on recuiting descendants of God himself, if they plan on playing in that POS for the forseeable future.  IMO.   

[Havs]

The Fightin' Havs should just focus on recuiting descendants of God himself, if they plan on playing in that POS for the forseeable future.  IMO.   

We just hired a coach who is a descendant of God. I suppose this is a good start!!

[Bookcat]

"skunk river"?

Glad to see the levees on Toilet Bowl creek held at least...

I used to fish the skunk river in high school...and don't knock the name...the river smells absolutely incredible.