What would you say you do here?

[CNS]

I sell life insurance/buyout policies.

[Saulbadguy]

Computer guy.

[Trim]

goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the rough ridin' accounting department. 

[ew2x4]

I play video games a lot.

[Dugout DickStone]

goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department. 

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!   

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goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department. 

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!   

Look, as Member Relations Department Leader, my focus is on the customer and their satisfaction.  That's it.  You and Mr. KK need to get these other issues sorted out, and frankly, I don't want to know about them.  Plausible deniability.

[Dugout DickStone]

goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department. 

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!   

Look, as Member Relations Department Leader, my focus is on the customer and their satisfaction.  That's it.  You and Mr. KK need to get these other issues sorted out, and frankly, I don't want to know about them.  Plausible deniability.

You signed the goddamned Acknowledgment and Waiver.  Don't come crying to Compliance and/or Legal when you get a subpoena.

[bakerman]

Food Scientist Consultant

[Trim]

goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department.  

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!  

Look, as Member Relations Department Leader, my focus is on the customer and their satisfaction.  That's it.  You and Mr. KK need to get these other issues sorted out, and frankly, I don't want to know about them.  Plausible deniability.

You signed the goddamned Acknowledgment and Waiver.  Don't come crying to Compliance and/or Legal when you get a subpoena.

DARIS, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

[Kat Kid]

Look, from my end I just take out the vendors and the ad buyers for a good time?  I expense it, and then it goes out somewhere the other end.  Look just cause I can eat a steak and crap doesn't mean I understand the digestive system!

[Dugout DickStone]

goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department.  

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!  

Look, as Member Relations Department Leader, my focus is on the customer and their satisfaction.  That's it.  You and Mr. KK need to get these other issues sorted out, and frankly, I don't want to know about them.  Plausible deniability.

You signed the goddamned Acknowledgment and Waiver.  Don't come crying to Compliance and/or Legal when you get a subpoena.

DARIS, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

rd is on some junket...

[ben ji]

Sell used saturns

[ChiComCat]

Looks like goEMAW needs a new accountant and I would like to throw my hat into the ring...

To answer the original question though, I like to refer to myself as a "Business Facilitator."  Right now I have a couple business deals that, thru certain email connections, are going on with former Nigerian Kings/Presidents that will pay off in the millions 

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

On top of internet pokerI am also a maytag man.

[Dugout DickStone]

JFC, now I got Phil Collins's lawyer on the phone over the k-stateo song.  Good thing the money is so good around here.

[WillieWatanabe]

Run a 24 hour pawn shop in vegas. Computer guy in my free time.

[jtksu]

Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

[Kat Kid]

Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

what's wrong with saturns?   

[stunz]

On top of internet pokerI am also a maytag man.

this is actually my job, jerk

[jtksu]

Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

what's wrong with saturns?   

Outta business, homie.   

[BigCat]

Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.

[Do Work Son]

BAMF

[TBL]

I'm the right hand of God.

No, really.

[jtksu]

Sell used saturns

   

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.

  That's rough, bro.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

On top of internet pokerI am also a maytag man.

this is actually my job, jerk

Mine too see you at the conference!